PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Money Over Bitches (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tony Parts (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Parts has chosen Written in the Stars as his entrance music. Tony Parts told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!

Over Bitches
vs
Parts

186 cm
24
184 lbs
8 - 4 - 0

185 cm
27
187 lbs
13 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Valhalla 160
Valhalla 160

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Money Over Bitches!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Tony Parts!
The judges for this bout are Anni Minnemäki, Tarja Halkonen and Matti Vanhoillinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bitches scores with a body shot.
Parts feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Bitches's calf.
Parts jabs Bitches right on the nose. Bitches blinks but takes it well.
Parts checks a leg kick.
Bitches lands a leg kick that knocks Parts off balance momentarily.
Bitches avoids a kick to the body.
Bitches looks to score with a jab to the body but Parts is just out of range.
Parts misses with a body kick.
A head kick misses from Bitches.
Bitches is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Parts.
Bitches misses with a body kick.
Nice shot by Parts.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Bitches.
Parts ducks under a wild hook from Bitches.
Bitches takes a swing at Parts's ribcage but misses.
Parts scoring well with a low kick there.
Bitches cracks Parts with an open hand slap.
Bitches connects with a body shot that sends Parts's belly button to the back.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Parts throws a body punch but Bitches moves out of range.
Parts throws a low kick, looking for Bitches's leg but Bitches calmly moves out of range.
A leg kick checked by Bitches.
Parts defending well as Bitches loads up on a big left hand.
Bitches misses with a combination
and Parts counters with a nice kick to the body.
Parts uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Bitches has time to react.
Parts tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bitches was well out of range. Poor timing from Parts.
Bitches throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Parts has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Parts there as he acknowledges the shot.
Parts pivots, looking for a leg kick but Bitches is out of range and Parts settles back down.
Bitches takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Parts dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Bitches. That did some damage!
Parts throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Bitches sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Parts turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Parts blocks a head kick by Bitches.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Parts lands a nice looking body shot.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bitches throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A slow jab from Bitches misses its intended target.
Bitches throws a right and a left that both miss.
Bitches moves out of range of the leg kick from Parts.
Parts looks to land a body kick but Bitches moved away.
No joy there for Parts, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Parts misses with an attempted mid kick.
Parts tests Bitches's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Bitches thumps Parts with a low kick.
Parts moves out of range of the leg kick from Bitches.
Parts attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Parts moves out of range of the strikes.
Parts lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bitches cracks Parts with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Bitches dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Parts. That did some damage!
Bitches throws a leg kick but Parts checks it.
Bitches throws a shot from downtown. Parts moves away and avoids it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Parts. Bitches does a little dance to reset his feet.
Bitches lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Parts misses the shot to the body.
Parts throws a hook but Bitches blocks it.
Bitches throws a leg kick that is checked
and Parts counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Bitches thinking.
Bitches throws a big shot that misses.
A solid leg kick lands there for Parts.
Parts uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Bitches.
Tony Parts seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Parts throws a leg kick that misses.
Bitches throws a leg kick that is checked
and Parts counters with a thumping low kick.
Bitches ducks down and throws a hook to the body.

Parts lands a big head kick that sends Bitches tumbling to the mat! Parts takes a step backwards and waves Bitches back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Bitches is rocked!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bitches gets clipped by a big right hand and goes down spinning to the canvas! Parts gets the back mount and begins to drop bombs on his rocked foe! Bitches is too out of it to defend against the strikes and the referee jumps in to save him from the beatdown!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:09 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Tony Parts!
Tony Parts very nearly forgot to thank 160! amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.