PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Peter Big (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Erik Tevreden (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Big's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Judas Priest - You've got another thing coming. Tevreden has chosen Whiplash as his entrance music. Peter Big is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Big
vs
Tevreden

177 cm
33
275 lbs
20 - 16 - 0

211 cm
25
260 lbs
12 - 4 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 16 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Peter Big!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 4 - 1, fighting out of St Petersburg, Erik Tevreden!
The judges for this bout are Vladimir Khabensky, Igor Prikhodko and Ivan Kurochkin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Big throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Tevreden sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A head kick from Tevreden lands but Big takes it in his stride.
Big throws a looping overhand right but Tevreden ducks down to avoid it.
Tevreden lands a nice leg kick that just misses Big's sensitive parts.
Tevreden connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Tevreden takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Tevreden staying out of range there.
A head kick misses from Tevreden.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Big throws a right hand that misses
and Tevreden counters with a nice leg kick.

Big closes the distance and clinches.

Big has picked Tevreden up - he's going for a ride! Big dumps his opponent to the mat with a thud and settles into half guard.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Big throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Well, if Big is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tevreden is trying to get back to full guard.
Big content to control rather than advance.
Tevreden is trying to get back to full guard.
Big throwing shots but Tevreden is blocking nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Big lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Big lands strikes from half guard.
Big slips a nice elbow through Tevreden's hands, connecting with Tevreden's forehead.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Big prevents Tevreden from improving his position.
Big not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Tevreden is looking for a sweep. Big is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Big thows a huge punch but Tevreden dodges it nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tevreden won't allow Big to pass to mount.
Tevreden avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Big.
Tevreden is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Big scores with a couple of nice shots.
Tevreden has hold of Big's hands but Big slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.

Tevreden is rocked!
Big lands a big elbow from half guard. That looks like it's hurt Tevreden quite badly. Tevreden pulls Big in close trying to recover. Big postures up and lands two really hard shots that put Tevreden on queer street! The ref takes a look and decides to call an end to the fight! Possibly an early stoppage but Tevreden doesn't seem to be complaining too much.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Peter Big!