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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Dont Tasemebro (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Johnson Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jones is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Kamikaze Kush- Hard Times. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!
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186 lbs
7 - 4 - 0 |
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190 lbs
5 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Lethal high kicks
Big right hand |
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Decent wrestler
Decent boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Dont Tasemebro!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Johnson Jones!
The judges for this bout are Luis Engracia, Mauricio Rocha and Thiago Cunha.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jones is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Tasemebro.
Tasemebro lands a head kick. Jones smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Jones drops Tasemebro with a beautiful combination! Tasemebro stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Jones is looking for the KO!
It looks like Dont Tasemebro has been cut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Tasemebro connects with a high kick.
Jones fails to land with a series of punches.
Tasemebro throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Tasemebro comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Jones throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Tasemebro sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Dont Tasemebro seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Tasemebro lands a high kick!
Jones throws a shot from downtown. Tasemebro moves away and avoids it.
A solid leg kick lands there for Tasemebro.
Jones has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Tasemebro.
Tasemebro scores with a kick to the body.
Jones looks to land a combination but Tasemebro avoids it well.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Tasemebro throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A good leg kick by Tasemebro.
Tasemebro plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Dont Tasemebro is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Tasemebro misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Jones throws a hook but Tasemebro avoids it easily.
Jones fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Tasemebro manages to avoid it.
Jones throws a right and a left that Tasemebro avoids nicely.
Tasemebro throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Tasemebro lands a nice looking kick to the body. Jones takes a step back to recover.
Jones walks forward, straight into a front kick from Tasemebro.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
An inside leg kick lands from Tasemebro.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Tasemebro thuds his shin into the meat of Jones's side.
Jones throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Tasemebro makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Tasemebro throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Tasemebro lands a nice shot to the body.
Tasemebro lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Jones at a distance.
A slapping leg kick lands for Tasemebro.
Jones misses with a looping left.
Tasemebro ducks under a wild hook from Jones.
Jones misses with a few strikes there.
Both fighters circling a little - Tasemebro finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Jones steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Tasemebro. That one must have hurt.
Jones looks gassed!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Tasemebro keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Tasemebro is looking to slow Jones down with leg kicks.
Jones misses with an uppercut
and Tasemebro counters with a slapping leg kick.
Tasemebro lands with a kick to the temple. Jones shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Tasemebro lands with a kick to the temple. Jones shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Jones takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Jones fails to land with a series of punches.
Jones takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jones throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Jones misses with a body shot.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tasemebro feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Jones's calf.
Tasemebro throws a nice head kick!
Jones throws out a powerful jab.
Jones scores with a one two! Tasemebro had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Tasemebro explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Jones misses with an uppercut.
Jones is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
A big right from Jones misses.
A low kick from Jones misses
and Tasemebro counters with a nice leg kick.
Tasemebro throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Tasemebro ducks under a wild hook from Jones.
Tasemebro is looking to wear down Jones with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Tasemebro throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Jones's head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dont Tasemebro dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Dont Tasemebro's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Jones thows a body shot but no joy.
Tasemebro dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Jones throws a right and a left that Tasemebro avoids nicely.
Tasemebro lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Tasemebro throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Tasemebro thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Jones if he has to take too many more of those.
Tasemebro lets loose with a powerful body kick. Jones will feel that in the morning.
Jones takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Both fighters circling a little - Tasemebro finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Tasemebro with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Jones is breathing heavily.
Tasemebro misses the shot to the body.
Tasemebro thumps Jones with a low kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Tasemebro fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Jones manages to avoid it.
Tasemebro throws a head kick that Jones semi-blocks.
Tasemebro slips a jab from Jones.
Jones throws a right and a left that Tasemebro avoids nicely.
Jones's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Jones misses with a two punch combination.
Tasemebro punishes Jones's body with a nice straight punch.
Tasemebro turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Dont Tasemebro is winning the standup battle so far.
Jones throws a lazy uppercut
and Tasemebro counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Jones thinking.
Tasemebro throws a leg kick which misses Jones's front leg but catches the back leg as Jones tries to avoid it.
Jones has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Tasemebro.
Tasemebro scores with a head kick. Jones tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Sloppy strikes from Jones. Those never looked like landing.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jones throws a lazy uppercut
and Tasemebro counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Jones takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Jones takes a kick to the side of the head.
Tasemebro leaves Jones with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Tasemebro is looking to slow Jones down with leg kicks.
Tasemebro dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Tasemebro. Jones does a little dance to reset his feet.
Jones throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Tasemebro changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Tasemebro.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tasemebro throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Jones's head.
Johnson Jones is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Jones takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Tasemebro lets loose with a powerful body kick. Jones will feel that in the morning.
Tasemebro throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Tasemebro lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Jones stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Tasemebro.
Crunch! Tasemebro slams his shin into Jones's torso.
Good leg kick by Tasemebro there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Tasemebro lands a nice leg kick that just misses Jones's sensitive parts.
Tasemebro punishes Jones's body with a nice straight punch.
Tasemebro lands a jab to Jones's midsection.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tasemebro delivers a nice body kick.
Jones takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Tasemebro throws a front kick that sends Jones stumbling back into the cage.
Tasemebro goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Tasemebro connects with a body shot.
Tasemebro is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Jones can do to turn this around?
Jones takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Tasemebro works Jones's body with a nice hook.
Jones swings and misses with a hook to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Tasemebro scoring well with a low kick there.
Tasemebro connects with an inside leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dont Tasemebro dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Dont Tasemebro's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
Tasemebro scoring well with a low kick there.
Jones takes a kick to the side of the head.
Tasemebro ducks under a wild hook from Jones.
Tasemebro throws a leg kick which misses Jones's front leg but catches the back leg as Jones tries to avoid it.
Jones uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Tasemebro.
Tasemebro scores with a nice body kick.
Jones misses with a hook
and Tasemebro counters with a head kick.
Tasemebro jabs at Jones's body.
Jones takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Tasemebro avoids a punch combination nicely.
Tasemebro throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones falls off balance throwing a combination
and Tasemebro counters with a solid body kick.
That kick from Tasemebro tenderised Jones's leg. Jones is trying to keep his angry face on.
Tasemebro wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Tasemebro scores with a head kick.
Jones is rocked!
Tasemebro with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Tasemebro bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Tasemebro scores with a nice body kick.
Tasemebro plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Jones is still on wobbly legs! Can Tasemebro finish him?
Tasemebro throws a leg kick which misses Jones's front leg but catches the back leg as Jones tries to avoid it.
Tasemebro lands with a shot to the body.
Tasemebro lands a brutal head kick. Jones looks out on his feet and Tasemebro throws more strikes until the ref is forced to stop the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Kick and Punches). Dont Tasemebro!
Dont Tasemebro decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
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energy
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hype
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