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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Poncho Villa (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Heffo Klumpo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Villa's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, In One Ear. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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300 lbs
18 - 11 - 0 |
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281 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
18 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Poncho Villa!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
19 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Heffo Klumpo!
The judges for this bout are Eddie Farnsworth, Jonathan Paton and Anthony Taglia.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Villa throws a big shot that misses.
Klumpo throws a lazy right hand but Villa sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Villa thows a body shot but no joy.
Heffo Klumpo seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Klumpo tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Villa has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Klumpo.
Klumpo walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Villa checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Klumpo lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Klumpo avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Klumpo jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Klumpo swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
A shot to the body from Villa misses
and Klumpo counters with a right hand to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Klumpo.
Villa misses with a right hand
and Klumpo counters with an outside leg kick.
Villa misses with a straight left.
Villa does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Klumpo swings widly with a right hand
and Villa counters with a left to the body.
Klumpo throws a hook to the side of Villa's head but Villa sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Villa ducks under a wild hook from Klumpo.
Villa connects with a looping right hand.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Klumpo cracks Villa with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Villa throws a body kick that misses.
Klumpo shoots for a takedown but Villa saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Villa changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Klumpo lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Villa at a distance.
Klumpo tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Klumpo attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Klumpo throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Villa sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Klumpo wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice cross by Klumpo.
A slapping leg kick lands for Villa.
Klumpo keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Villa is looking to land body kicks.
Klumpo bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Villa's head backwards.
Villa misses with a low kick as Klumpo jumps back.
Klumpo connects with a solid leg kick.
Villa jabs Klumpo to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Villa moves out of range of the body kick from Klumpo.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Klumpo takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Villa thuds his right hand into Klumpo's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Villa throws a looping overhand right but Klumpo ducks down to avoid it.
A leg kick checked by Klumpo.
Klumpo lands with a nice body punch.
Villa throws a leg kick
and Klumpo counters with a single leg into guard. Villa didn't expect that.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Klumpo prevents Villa from getting back to his feet.
Villa keeping moving, preventing Klumpo from controlling successfully.
Klumpo postures up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Heffo Klumpo dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Villa shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Klumpo as he avoids it easily.
Villa throws a looping overhand right but Klumpo ducks down to avoid it.
Villa lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Klumpo scoring well with a low kick there.
Villa just misses with a punch to the body.
Klumpo misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Klumpo shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Villa sprawls well. Villa wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Klumpo gets slowly back to his feet.
Villa uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Klumpo.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Klumpo connects with a right hand. Villa shakes it off.
Klumpo misses with an uppercut
and Villa counters with a straight right hand.
Villa lands a head kick!
Klumpo on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Villa. Villa obviously looking to wear him down.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Villa.
Villa misses with a hook.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Villa throws a body punch but Klumpo moves out of range.
Villa takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Klumpo lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Villa throws a predictable looking body shot
and Klumpo counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Villa thinking.
The fighters circling - Klumpo throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Villa.
A swing and a miss from Klumpo.
Klumpo ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Klumpo swings widly with a right hand
and Klumpo takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Klumpo shoots in and drives through. Villa sprawls well.
Poncho Villa has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Heffo Klumpo.
Klumpo moves out of range as Villa strikes.
Villa misses with a wild body shot.
Klumpo shoots in but no luck this time.
Klumpo connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Klumpo thows a left - swing and a miss!
Villa shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Villa throws a leg kick that misses.
Villa takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Villa misses with a shot to the body
and Klumpo counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Villa thinking.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Villa missing with a left hand there. Klumpo was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Villa throws an overhand right that lands on Klumpo's shoulder, as Klumpo tries to avoid the shot.
Klumpo bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Villa misses with a wild body shot.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Villa throws a right and a left that both miss.
Villa jabbing away but nothing is landing.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Poncho Villa will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
Villa ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Klumpo moves away.
Villa takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
A telegraphed right hand from Villa misses the target.
Poncho Villa is winning the standup battle so far.
Villa missing with a left hand there. Klumpo was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Klumpo throws a head kick but Villa moves out of range.
Villa punishes Klumpo's body with a nice straight punch.
Villa throws a head kick that misses.
Villa leaves Klumpo with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Villa looks to throw the jab but Klumpo is out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A leg kick checked by Villa.
Villa throws a low kick but Klumpo moves out of range easily.
A decent looking cross lands there for Villa.
A solid leg kick lands there for Klumpo.
Villa throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Villa just misses with a punch to the body.
Villa connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Klumpo's hands.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Villa ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Klumpo moves away.
Villa lands with a hook. Klumpo tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Villa blocks a jab.
Villa shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Villa showed some decent athleticism there.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Klumpo is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Villa's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Villa's back!
Villa is very frustrated here, being controlled quite effectively by Klumpo.
Klumpo struggling to land strikes to the head as Villa covers up.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The crowd hopeful of a finish here - Klumpo's supporters are on their feet, screaming for him to go for the rear naked choke.
Well, with Klumpo on his back, surely it's only a matter of time before Villa is tapping out... Can he escape the position?
Klumpo is striking well from the back but Villa escapes and manages to control the positon and works his way to half guard. A much better position - the crisis is over for the time being.
Villa blocking the ground and pound attempt from Klumpo.
Klumpo passes to full mount!
Villa tries to reverse the position but Klumpo maintains control.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Klumpo lands a big elbow.
Klumpo lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Villa hang on?
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Klumpo wants to control the pace but Villa is squirming around nicely.
Klumpo with good strikes from the mount here!
Villa bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!
Villa passes Klumpo's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Villa wants to take a breather but Klumpo is having none of it.
Klumpo trying to control here.
Ground and pound from Villa.
And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Heffo Klumpo.
I think Klumpo has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Eddie Farnsworth scores the fight 28:29
Judge Jonathan Paton scores the fight 28:29
Judge Anthony Taglia scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Heffo Klumpo!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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