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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between George Thomas (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Big Tub O Lard (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Thomas comes into the arena with Lordi - Supermonstars (The Anthem Of The Phantoms) blaring out of the sound system. Big Tub O Lard has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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279 lbs
1 - 0 - 0 |
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225 cm
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300 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Very strong |
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Dangerous GnP
Dangerous knees
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, George Thomas!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Big Tub O Lard!
The judges for this bout are Chad Campbell, Anthony Taglia and Franklyn Lucas.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Thomas lands with a kick to the temple. Tub O Lard shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
It looks like Big Tub O Lard has been cut.
Thomas throws a front kick that sends Tub O Lard stumbling back into the cage.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Both fighters circling a little - Thomas finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Tub O Lard looks gassed!
Thomas throws a powerful right kick. Tub O Lard tried to block low but the kick was high! Tub O Lard was taken right off of his feet! Thomas jumps in to finish the job and the ref tackles him! The fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:15 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). George Thomas!
George Thomas very nearly forgot to thank Charlie Wang's Tattered Rags & 95% Laundry amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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