PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Joe Average (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Yrjo Jarvinen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jarvinen has chosen Frederik - Harva meistä on rautaa as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Average
vs
Jarvinen

170 cm
31
172 lbs
21 - 8 - 0

190 cm
27
253 lbs
18 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
Good low kicks
Powerful

Charlie Wang's Tattered Rags & 95% Laundry

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Joe Average!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Yrjo Jarvinen!
The judges for this bout are , Frank Antenori and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Jarvinen lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Average has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Average and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Nice shot lands for Jarvinen.
Average on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Average feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Jarvinens jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Average takes a head kick and keeps coming.

It looks like Joe Average has been cut.
Average misses with a takedown
and Jarvinen counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Average looks to clinch
and Jarvinen counters with a nice leg kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Jarvinen.
Jarvinen takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Average looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Jarvinen is fending him off so far but Average persists. Nope, Jarvinen circles away and we're back to standing.

Jarvinen scores a takedown into full mount!
Average tries to lock up and control but Jarvinen gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Average is desperately trying to improve his position but Jarvinen has a good base and remains in mount.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jarvinen lands a heavy elbow.
Average is desperately trying to improve his position but Jarvinen has a good base and remains in mount.
Jarvinen working away from the top, dropping strikes.

Average is rocked!
Average is desperately trying to improve his position but Jarvinen has a good base and remains in mount.
Jarvinen lands a big elbow - Average is in trouble! More strikes from the mount and Average is forced to tap out!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Yrjo Jarvinen!
During a confident post fight interview, Yrjo Jarvinen thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.