PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Mike Vallely (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Boing Sparbot (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Vallely comes to the cage accompanied by CKY - 96 Quite Bitter Beings. The crowd seem to be enjoying Sparbot's choice of entrance music: Boeing 777. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Vallely
vs
Sparbot

184 cm
27
190 lbs
17 - 11 - 0

190 cm
25
200 lbs
9 - 5 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the middleweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 11 - 0, fighting out of London, Mike Vallely!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 5 - 1, fighting out of London, Boing Sparbot!
The judges for this bout are James Glass, Daniel Bishop and James Atkins.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Vallely is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Sparbot.
Sparbot tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Sparbot misses with a hook.
Vallely throws a low kick, looking for Sparbot's leg but Sparbot calmly moves out of range.
Sparbot tries to work over Vallely's front leg with a kick but Vallely checks it.
Vallely avoids the body shot from Sparbot.
Sparbot tries to clinch there but Vallely circles away.
Vallely swings for the body but Sparbot moves out of range.
Sparbot scores with a hook.
Vallely lands a jab to the nose.
Sparbot looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Sparbot misses the body punch
and Vallely counters with a two punch combo.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Sparbot is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Vallely fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Sparbot manages to avoid it.
Vallely fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Sparbot.
Vallely walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sparbot scores with a hook.
Vallely misses with a body kick.
Nice body punch from Vallely.
Vallely misses with a body punch
and Sparbot counters with a straight right hand.
Vallely throws a jab when Sparbot was well out of range.
Vallely throws a body punch but Sparbot moves out of range.
Sparbot ducks under a wild hook from Vallely.
A swing and a miss from Sparbot.
Vallely lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Sparbot backs up against the cage.
Vallely keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Sparbot fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Vallely manages to avoid it.
Sparbot swinging wildly here.
Nice uppercut lands for Sparbot. That snapped Vallely's head back.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Sparbot swings for the body but Vallely moves out of range.
Vallely throws a shot to the body.
Boing Sparbot seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Vallely!
Vallely tests Sparbot's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Sparbot staying out of range there.
Sparbot scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Vallely takes a jab right on the kisser.
Vallely lands a jab to the head.
Sparbot walks into a straight right hand from Vallely.
Vallely throws a poor cross that misses
and Sparbot counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Vallely lands a head shot.
Sparbot throws a leg kick

and Vallely counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Sparbot's guard now.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Sparbot is trying to control the position from the bottom.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Vallely lands a couple of elbows.
Sparbot keeping moving, preventing Vallely from controlling successfully.
Vallely is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Vallely trying to control but Sparbot is working from the bottom.
Sparbot working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Vallely.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sparbot bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Vallely's guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Sparbot wanted to stand there but Vallely had control of the position.
Sparbot passes Vallely's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Sparbot throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Vallely works his way to full guard. Good work.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Vallely trying to control the position here.
Sparbot trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mike Vallely dominated that round.
That's time! Vallely's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Vallely throws a good cross that connects.
Sparbot misses the body punch
and Vallely counters with a straight right hand.
Vallely tries for a takedown but Sparbot circles away easily
and Sparbot counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Sparbot slips under a jab from Vallely.
Vallely with a poor takedown
and Sparbot counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Vallely throws an off balance right hand
and Sparbot counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Sparbot scores with a body shot.
Sparbot shoots for a takedown but Vallely saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Vallely tries to move into range but Sparbot moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A decent looking cross lands there for Sparbot.
Vallely cracks Sparbot with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Vallely takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Sparbot swinging wildly here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sparbot scores with a decent looking hook.

Vallely is rocked!
Vallely tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Sparbot swivels and escapes.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Mike Vallely. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Sparbot looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Vallely is fending him off so far but Sparbot persists. Nope, Vallely circles away and we're back to standing.
Vallely shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Sparbot as he avoids it easily.
Vallely bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Sparbot fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Vallely shoots in looking for a takedown. Sparbot tries to sprawl out of it but Vallely keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Sparbot manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Sparbot tries to clinch up but Vallely circles away and keeps his distance.
Vallely keeps the fight on the outside.
Sparbot throws a wild combination but nothing lands.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Sparbot rushes Vallely and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.

Sparbot breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Sparbot tries to score a power double leg takedown but Vallely sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Sparbot somewhat.
Sparbot misses with a straight right.
No luck for Vallely with that takedown attempt.
Vallely misses with a straight left.
Sparbot looks to score with a jab to the body but Vallely is just out of range.
Vallely thuds his shin into the meat of Sparbot's side.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Sparbot throws a shot from downtown. Vallely moves away and avoids it.

Vallely throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Sparbot tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Vallely is in Sparbot's guard.
Vallely wants to control from the top but Sparbot keeps moving.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Sparbot is on top in guard.
Vallely keeping moving, preventing Sparbot from controlling successfully.
Sparbot with a flurry of punches that miss.
Sparbot is looking to work some ground and pound but Vallely has wrist control.
Sparbot working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Vallely looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
Sparbot trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Sparbot throws a strike but Vallely rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Sparbot has his hands on Vallely's head, controlling the position.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Vallely with a flurry of punches that miss.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Boing Sparbot showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Sparbot tries to clinch up but Vallely circles away and keeps his distance.
Vallely lands the left hand.
Vallely checks a low kick from Sparbot.
Sparbot connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Vallely shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Sparbot sprawls well. Sparbot wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Vallely gets slowly back to his feet.
Vallely throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Sparbot sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Sparbot keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Vallely.
Sparbot tries to clinch up.
Sparbot waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Vallely.
Vallely pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Vallely circles away from the clinch attempt.
Vallely misses with an uppercut. Sparbot saw that one coming.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sparbot tries to clinch there but Vallely circles away.
Vallely tries for a takedown but Sparbot sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Vallely keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Sparbot jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
A telegraphed right hand from Sparbot misses the target.
Sparbot lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Sparbot tries to land a leg kick but Vallely saw it coming and moves away.
Sparbot fails to land the takedown.
Sparbot throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Vallely stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Sparbot tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Vallely is able to avoid easily.
Vallely throws a head kick that misses.
Vallely throws a lazy body kick
and Sparbot counters with a right hand to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Vallely gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Boing Sparbot seems to be getting the better of the standup.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A jab lands there for Sparbot.
Oh Vallely is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Sparbot tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Vallely seems to have got his legs back now.
Vallely throws a lazy right hand but Sparbot sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Vallely closes this distance looking for a takedown but Sparbot circles away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Mike Vallely. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Sparbot tries to close the distance and clinch but Vallely swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Vallely tries to score with a low kick but Sparbot moves his leg out of the way.
Sparbot throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Vallely shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Sparbot jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Vallely ducks right into an uppercut from Sparbot.
Sparbot with a jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sparbot drops Vallely with a straight left! Oh this is bad for Vallely! Sparbot dives in and starts dropping bombs - the referee has no choice but to step in and save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:10 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Boing Sparbot! Boing Sparbot retains his middleweight title!
An out of breath and clearly excited Boing Sparbot thanked [CBK] LEGAL HIGHS - AJFC ↑ DOUBLE 160Q * for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).