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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Turd Anderson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Marcus Wood (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wood has chosen one hitta quitta as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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21
184 lbs
5 - 2 - 0 |
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187 cm
26
200 lbs
3 - 0 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
Basic striking
Granite chin |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Intelligent |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Turd Anderson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Marcus Wood!
The judges for this bout are Chris Saunders, Josh West and Micheangelo Fripello.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A telegraphed right hand from Wood misses the target.
Anderson misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Wood.
Anderson closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Wood quickly recovers to half guard.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Anderson has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Anderson tries to control but Wood wriggling away.
Wood is wriggling around here but as he tries to escape, Anderson has taken his back.
Anderson is cranking Wood's head sideways - that looks painful. He's managed to get his other arm under the chin and this looks bad for Wood! He's tightened the choke and Wood is tapping out!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Turd Anderson!
After winning the bout, Turd Anderson thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
42% |
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