PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gregor Samsa (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rice Farmer Lady (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Gregor Samsa has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Samsa
vs
Farmer Lady

193 cm
27
270 lbs
9 - 12 - 0

190 cm
31
255 lbs
10 - 6 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent MT
Insanely flexible

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Gregor Samsa!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Rice Farmer Lady!
The judges for this bout are Winston Howard, Skip Squint and Summer Carpenter.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
No joy there for Samsa, who threw a few shots but didn't land.

Farmer Lady shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Samsa napping and manages to drive through into side control!
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Farmer Lady gets to mount! Samsa was on the offensive and wasn't defending properly.

Farmer Lady jumps to the side looking to secure the arm triangle…. Ooooh, that looks tight… Samsa is gargling but he's managed to escape! Nice work there by Samsa and Farmer Lady has given up the dominant position trying to land that submission.

Farmer Lady has hold of Samsa's arm. He's looking for a kimura. Samsa seems comfortable defending it but Farmer Lady has shifted his position slighty and is cranking on the arm! Samsa is real pain and he's forced to tap out! Samsa is disgusted with himself for not defending it better but Farmer Lady couldn't care less - he's delighted!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Rice Farmer Lady!