PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lazerus Limbtwister (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Really Lay (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Limbtwister kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Wait and bleed by Slipknot. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Limbtwister
vs
Lay

195 cm
26
287 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

203 cm
26
300 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

Powerful takedowns
Basic striking
Very strong

Good wrestler
Basic striking
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Lazerus Limbtwister!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Really Lay!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Frank Antenori and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Limbtwister closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Lay's guard.
Limbtwister prevents Lay from getting back to his feet.
Limbtwister pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Lay is keeping the position for now.
Lay controls Limbtwister momentarily but Limbtwister frees himself.
Limbtwister prevents Lay from getting back to his feet.
Limbtwister pushing down on Lay's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Limbtwister trying to pass the guard but Lay defending well.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Limbtwister is working for a submission of some sort.
Lay trying to control here.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Lay wants to stand back up but Limbtwister manages to pass into side control.

Limbtwister tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Limbtwister has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Lay really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Limbtwister. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.

Limbtwister tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Limbtwister has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Limbtwister lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear Lay down.
Lay tries to escape but Limbtwister is in control.
Limbtwister working the body and head with strikes.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Limbtwister throws an elbow but Lay slips to the side and avoids it well.
Lay is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, Limbtwister asserts his dominance and retains side control.
Lay looks gassed!
Limbtwister cracks Lay with an elbow. That is naaassty.
Limbtwister lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear Lay down.

Limbtwister tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.

Limbtwister tries for a kimura but Lay is defending well.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Limbtwister thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Lay is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Limbtwister has just dragged him back down to the mat.
Limbtwister works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
Limbtwister is working Lay over with some ground and pound from side control.

Limbtwister looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Limbtwister has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.

Limbtwister is working for what looks like an arm triangle here. Lay is trying to escape and Limbtwister transitions quickly into an armbar! He's slapped it on tight and Lay is forced to tap! Nice work there by Limbtwister! Very nice indeed!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Lazerus Limbtwister!
Lazerus Limbtwister retains his super heavyweight title!
An intense looking Lazerus Limbtwister took to the microphone post fight and gave a little speech: 'I am the Bellum SHW champ and Im here to stay!!'.