PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between J Breaker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hulk Hogan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Breaker's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Hustlin'. Hogan comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Real American kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Breaker
vs
Hogan

185 cm
32
212 lbs
27 - 16 - 0

190 cm
26
292 lbs
18 - 12 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Steel Terror-Trition: Video Proven 160Q
Steel Terror-Trition: Video Proven 160Q

Fossington & Blythe: Gentlemen's Fight Attire

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 27 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, J Breaker!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Hulk Hogan!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Chris Downing and Cecil Peabody.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Hogan closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Hogan lands a shoulder strike.
Breaker lands a body punch in the clinch.
Hogan tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Breaker tries to work over Hogan's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Breaker fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Breaker is trying to maintain a safe position but Hogan gets an underhook and turns Breaker into the cage.
Breaker can't find room to land a body shot as Hogan controls the action.
Breaker swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Breaker tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Hogan is leaning against Breaker and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Breaker slows down the pace here.
Hogan can't find room to land a body shot as Breaker controls the action.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Breaker takes a shot to the head.
Hogan swings wildly with an uppercut but Breaker uses good head movement to avoid it.
Hogan struggles to land a body shot inside as Breaker controls his hands.
Hogan tries to work over Breaker's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Hogan blocks an uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hogan lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.

It looks like J Breaker has been cut.
Hogan scores with a shoulder strike.
Hogan pushes Breaker back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Hogan is struggling to control the position.
Breaker is trying to maintain a safe position but Hogan gets an underhook and turns Breaker into the cage.

Breaker breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Hulk Hogan seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A punch combination from Hogan misses.
Hogan waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Breaker.
Hogan dips to his left and cracks Breaker with an uppercut!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Breaker misses with a wild body shot.
Breaker lands a head kick. Hogan smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Hogan uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Breaker.
Hogan shoots for a takedown but Breaker saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Hogan throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Hogan avoids the body shot from Breaker.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from Breaker. Hogan does a little dance to reset his feet.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Hogan!
Hogan connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Hogan swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Hogan misses with a hook

and Breaker counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Breaker.
Hogan tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Breaker lands a left hand that snaps the head of Hogan backwards.
Hogan misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Hogan lands a body shot in the clinch.
Hogan lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Breaker.
Breaker is breathing heavily.
Hogan lands with a light punch inside.
Breaker blocks a body shot from Hogan.
Breaker being controlled against the cage.
Hogan lands a right hand.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hogan tries to throw a body punch but Breaker avoids it by throwing Hogan back against the cage.
Breaker trying to control the position but instead, Hogan has worked for underhooks and has pushed Breaker into the cage.
Breaker tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Hogan can't find room to land a body shot as Breaker controls the action.
Hogan taking a breather.
Hogan lands a body punch in the clinch.
Hogan lands a body shot in the clinch.
Hogan throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Breaker blocks it with crossed arms.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Breaker misses with the head strike.
Hogan struggles to land a body shot inside as Breaker controls his hands.
Hogan scores with a hook to the body.
Hogan scores with a shot to the side of Breaker's head.
Hogan scores with a shoulder strike.
Hogan scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A left hand lands to the body for Hogan.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hogan digs a right hand into Breaker's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Breaker's gas tank.
A nice left hand lands by Hogan.
Hogan will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Breaker up against the cage.
Breaker misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Hogan slowing the pace effectively.
Hogan blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Breaker prevents a body shot from Hogan.
Hogan throws an elbow but it misses.
Breaker has a couple of punches blocked by Hogan.
Hogan can't find room to land a body shot as Breaker controls the action.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Hogan.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Hogan blocking some punches.
Hogan blocks an uppercut.
Breaker misses with the head strike.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Breaker.
Hogan is leaning against Breaker and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hulk Hogan dominated that round.
The cut man is working on J Breaker's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Hogan wants to clinch.
Hogan wants to slow Breaker down by chopping away at his legs.
Hogan misses with a low kick.
Hogan has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Breaker lands a right hook to the body.
Hulk Hogan seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Breaker staying out of range there.

Breaker has closed the distance and engaged Hogan in a clinch.
Hogan tries to throw a body punch but Breaker avoids it by throwing Hogan back against the cage.
Hogan misses with a punch to the body.
Breaker misses with some punches.
Hulk Hogan seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.

Breaker manages to break the clinch.
Breaker takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Good shot there by Breaker.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hogan is looking to take this fight into the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hogan lands a nice shot to the body.
Hogan checks a leg kick nicely.
The fight stays on the outside here - Hogan looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Hogan shoots in and drives through. Breaker sprawls well.
Hogan misses with an uppercut. Breaker saw that one coming.
Breaker lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Breaker throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Hogan slips under a jab from Breaker.
Hogan shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Jab, jab by Breaker - just one landing.
Hogan is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Breaker throws a nice looking combination but Hogan bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hogan throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Breaker sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Breaker just misses with a punch to the body.
Breaker is looking to wear down Hogan with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Breaker takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Breaker misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Hogan ducks under a wild hook from Breaker.

Hogan moves into the clinch.
Hogan misses with a punch to the body.
Good body shot from Hogan.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
A right handed body shot lands from Hogan.
Hogan lands with a right to the head.
Hogan pushes Breaker back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Breaker is looking to control Hogan's arms but Hogan gets an underhook and turns him. Now Breaker has his back to the cage.
Hogan gets through Breaker's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Hogan lands with a light punch inside.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hogan lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
A right hand to the body from Hogan.
Breaker is trying to break free.
Hogan tries to work over Breaker's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A head punch on the inside from Breaker fails to land.
Hogan holding his opponent close, against the cage.
A short uppercut from Hogan.
Hogan lands a shoulder strike.
Hogan misses with a hook to the ribs.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Breaker.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hogan missing with knees to the body.
Hogan lands a hook to the side of the head.
Hogan trying to stall but Breaker improves his position.
Breaker is looking to break free of the clinch but Hogan has double underhooks.
Breaker fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Breaker tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Breaker tries a body shot but Hogan blocks it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Breaker misses with the head strike.
Hogan throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Breakers head.
Breaker misses with a hook from the clinch.
Hogan misses with a body punch.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Hogan as Breaker tries to tie him up.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Hogan.
Hogan scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Breaker misses with a body punch.
A left hand lands to the body for Breaker.
Breaker misses with a punch on the inside.
Breaker throws a punch but it's blocked by Hogan.
Hogan stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Hogan can't find room to land a body shot as Breaker controls the action.
Still in the clinch, Hogan scores with a nice short uppercut.
Hogan misses with a short punch on the inside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hulk Hogan showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on J Breaker's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Hogan takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Hogan tries to score a power double leg takedown but Breaker sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Hogan somewhat.
Hulk Hogan is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Hogan motions for Breaker to come forward. Hogan throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Hogan misses with an uppercut. Breaker saw that one coming.
Breaker swings for the body but Hogan moves out of range.
A big right from Hogan misses.

Breaker fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Hogan, pushing him back against the cage.
A bit of stalling here from Hogan.
Breaker doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Hogan misses with the head strike.
Hogan tries to work over Breaker's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Breaker throws a head punch that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A left hand lands to the body for Hogan.
Hogan misses with a short punch on the inside.
A short right from Hogan on the inside.
Hogan slows down the pace here.
Breaker blocking some punches.
Hogan makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Breaker lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Breaker misses with a short punch on the inside.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hogan swings wildly with an uppercut but Breaker uses good head movement to avoid it.
Breaker tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Hogan's elbow.
Breaker scores with a shoulder strike.
Breaker takes a shot to the head.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Breaker blocks a body shot from Hogan.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Hogan takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Breaker can't break the clinch.
Breaker has a couple of punches blocked by Hogan.
Hogan has Breaker pressed against the cage.
Breaker swings wildly with an uppercut but Hogan uses good head movement to avoid it.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Hogan takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Breaker misses with a short punch on the inside.
A hook to the body from Hogan.
Hogan throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Breaker doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Hogan lands with a left to the head.
Hogan is trying to maintain a safe position but Breaker gets an underhook and turns Hogan into the cage.
Hogan slowing the pace effectively.
Breaker scores with a shot to the side of Hogan's head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Breaker.
A short left from Hogan.
Hogan misses with some punches.
Breaker fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Hogan lands with a left to the head.
Hogan lands with a short head shot on the inside.

Breaker is rocked!
Hogan just leaning against Breaker, taking a breather.
Breaker misses with the head strike.
A left hand lands to the body for Breaker.
Hogan is leaning against Breaker and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Hogan is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Breaker is defending well for now.
Hogan digs a right hand into Breaker's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Breaker's gas tank.
Breaker misses with some punches.
Breaker blocks a body shot from Hogan.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A shot in the inside from Breaker.
Breaker throws a punch but it's blocked by Hogan.
Still in the clinch, Hogan scores with a nice short uppercut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Breaker misses with the head strike.
A right handed body shot lands from Hogan.
Hogan lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Breaker.

Hogan floors Breaker with a big punch on the inside! Breaker is trying to recover but Hogan dives into side control.
Oh Breaker is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Hogan crunches a massive hammerfist down on Breaker - he's out! Hogan Holds back on further strikes and jumps to his feet to celebrate with the crowd!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:35 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Hulk Hogan!
Hulk Hogan is the new heavyweight champion!
Hulk Hogan decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.