PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Ugly Kid Joe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Elizondo Tacos (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). On his way into the cage it seems that Ugly Kid Joe has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Ugly Kid Joe seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Kid Joe
vs
Tacos

198 cm
24
217 lbs
15 - 3 - 0

185 cm
33
215 lbs
18 - 7 - 0

World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good kicks
Powerful

Popeye’s Spinach - 159 + 158 Proof Supps
MMA ANIMAL

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Ugly Kid Joe!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Elizondo Tacos!
The judges for this bout are Eliza Hachem, Steve Erwin and Donatello Bradman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Joe misses with a straight left.
A big right from Joe misses.
Tacos throws a big shot that misses.
Joe throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
A nice combination there by Joe.

It looks like Elizondo Tacos has been cut.
Joe scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Joe throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Tacos throws a right and a left that Joe avoids nicely.
A jab lands there for Joe.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Joe thows a left - swing and a miss!
Joe throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Joe blocks a jab.
Joe moves out of range of the body kick.
A punch combination from Joe misses.
Joe throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Tacos counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Joe slips under a jab from Tacos.
Tacos is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
No joy there for Tacos, who threw a few shots but didn't land.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Joe swings for the body but Tacos moves out of range.
Jab by Joe.
Joe misses with a straight left.
Danga de danga de dang - Joe scores with a four punch combination!
Joe throws a shot from downtown. Tacos moves away and avoids it.

Joe gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Tacos stalling against the cage.
Joe is trying to break free.
Joe is trying to force a seperation but Tacos has the dominant position.

Joe's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
A left lands for Joe.
Joe moves out of range as Tacos throws a body kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tacos throws a jab but it's blocked by Joe.
Tacos rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Joe moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Joe fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Tacos looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Tacos throws a low kick, looking for Joe's leg but Joe calmly moves out of range.
No joy there for Joe, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Joe fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Tacos manages to avoid it.
A jab from Joe misses.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Tacos, right into the meat.
Tacos slips a jab and a cross from Joe.
Tacos lands with a nice body kick.
Joe is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Joe blocks the body kick.
Tacos swinging wildly here.
Joe on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Joe blocks a leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Joe lands a jab-cross combination.
Tacos smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Joe with a jab.
Ugly Kid Joe seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Tacos uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Joe.
Joe misses with a straight left.
Tacos throws out a leg kick but Joe moves out of range and Tacos only half commits.
Joe tries to clinch up but Tacos circles away and keeps his distance.
Joe thows a left - swing and a miss!
Joe lands with a shot to the body.
Tacos takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Tacos is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Joe.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Tacos scores with a decent looking hook.
Joe throws a hook but Tacos blocks it.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Joe.
Joe paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Tacos.
Joe misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Tacos.
Joe rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Tacos moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Joe ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Tacos moves away.
Tacos with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Joe to score with a decent uppercut.
Tacos throws a body punch but Joe moves out of range.
Tacos uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Joe.
Joe is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
A leg kick checked by Joe.
Joe pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Tacos uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Joe.
Joe is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Tacos.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Tacos misses with a low kick.
Joe misses with an uppercut.
Tacos moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Tacos throws an overhand right that lands on Joe's shoulder, as Joe tries to avoid the shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ugly Kid Joe dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Elizondo Tacos's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Tacos misses the jab.
The fighters circling - Joe throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Ugly Kid Joe is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Tacos shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Tacos takes one to the chin there.
Joe throws a right and a left that both miss.
Joe thuds his right hand into Tacos's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Tacos throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Joe sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Tacos lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.

Joe clinches up with Tacos and pushes him back against the cage.

Joe breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Joe moves into range and connects with a jab.
Joe rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Tacos moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Good standup being displayed there by Joe as he connects with a hook.

Joe lands with a right, followed by a left to the temple and Tacos goes down! The ref sends Joe to a neutral corner so he can begin the count. 3,4,5,6 and Tacos is back to his feet. He seems a little groggy but the referee thinks he's OK to continue, so we're back to the action!

Tacos is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Tacos walks straight into devastating uppercut and drops to the floor, clearly wobbled! Can he beat the count? 4,5,6,7... he's up! And he's down again! The ref steps in and calls an end to the fight! What a punch that was!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Ugly Kid Joe!
A very excited looking Ugly Kid Joe rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.