PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Kevin Carter (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bubbles Ticklepants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Carter's entrance music is Kasabian - Club Foot. A fine choice. Ticklepants is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Links 2,3,4. The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

Carter
vs
Ticklepants

180 cm
25
155 lbs
11 - 2 - 0

174 cm
25
169 lbs
9 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the lightweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Kevin Carter!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Bubbles Ticklepants!
The judges for this bout are Igor Prikhodko, Fedor Mirinova and Aleksei Zolotukhin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Carter throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Ticklepants stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Ticklepants tries a head kick but it misses.
A head kick misses from Carter.
Ticklepants walks into a left hand.
Carter throws a head kick that half lands.
Ticklepants cracks Carter with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
A nice inside leg kick there by Ticklepants. That's going to slow Carter down.
Ticklepants on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Ticklepants chopping away at his opponent's legs.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A low kick from Carter misses
and Ticklepants makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Carter really felt that one!
Ticklepants explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Carter throws a hook but Ticklepants blocks it.
Ticklepants tries to clinch but Carter moves away

and Carter counters by moving into the clinch.
Ticklepants throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Carter blocks it with crossed arms.
Ticklepants lands a nice knee to the body.
With the fighters up against the cage, Carter throws an elbow but misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ticklepants misses with a knee strike.
Ticklepants on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Ticklepants trying to land knees to the body.
Carter misses with an elbow strike.
Ticklepants tries to land knees in the clinch but Carter avoids the damage to the body.
Carter tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Ticklepants avoiding damage as Carter throws knees to the body.
Carter misses with an elbow over the top.
Ticklepants missing with knees to the body.
Ticklepants tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Carter avoids it.
Carter pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Ticklepants blocks an elbow strike.
The referee calls for Carter to work.
Carter avoiding damage as Ticklepants throws knees to the body.
Ticklepants blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ticklepants with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Ticklepants lands a knee to the body.
Ticklepants avoids the elbow strike from Carter, against the cage.
Carter throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Ticklepants blocks it with crossed arms.
Ticklepants throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Carter blocks it with crossed arms.
Carter gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Carter using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
The referee calls for Carter to work.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Ticklepants connects with a nasty looking knee right to Carter's face.
Ticklepants can't find room to land a body shot as Carter controls the action.
Ticklepants trying to land knees to the body.
Knees to the body from Ticklepants.
Ticklepants trying to land knees to the body.
Ticklepants tries to land knees in the clinch but Carter avoids the damage to the body.
Ticklepants is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Carter is defending well for now.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Carter blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Ticklepants putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Carter in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Knees to the body from Ticklepants.
Ticklepants throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Carter blocks it with crossed arms.
Carter comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Carter is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Ticklepants is defending well for now.
Knees in the clinch landing for Ticklepants.
Carter throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Ticklepants misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Carter.
Ticklepants is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Carter is defending well for now.
Ticklepants putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Carter in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Carter throws an elbow but it misses.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Carter tries to land knees in the clinch but Ticklepants avoids the damage to the body.
Ticklepants throws a knee to the head but misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ticklepants tries to land knees in the clinch but Carter avoids the damage to the body.
Ticklepants is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Carter is keeping busy.
Carter throws an elbow but it's blocked.
A head punch on the inside from Carter fails to land.
Ticklepants tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Carter avoids it.
Carter managing to block the knees to the body from Ticklepants.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Ticklepants obliges.
Ticklepants tries a knee to the head but Carter blocks it.
Carter misses with an elbow over the top.
Carter tries to land knees in the clinch but Ticklepants avoids the damage to the body.
Ticklepants throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Carter blocks it with crossed arms.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Carter trying to land knees to the body.
Stalling in the clinch from Ticklepants.
Ticklepants is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Carter is defending well for now.
Ticklepants on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bubbles Ticklepants dominated that round.
That's time! Carter's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Carter stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Ticklepants.
Carter throws a wild body kick that Ticklepants sees coming a mile off.
Ticklepants looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Carter throws a jab but it's blocked by Ticklepants.
Ticklepants blocks a jab.
Carter connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Carter throws a nice inside leg kick.
Carter avoids the body shot from Ticklepants.
Carter misses with a looping left.

Ticklepants gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Carter lands a good knee to the midsection. Ticklepants won't want to take too many of those.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Carter takes a knee right on the jaw!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Ticklepants missing with knees to the body.
Carter lands a right hand.
Ticklepants tries a knee to the head but he's missed.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ticklepants tries to land knees in the clinch but Carter avoids the damage to the body.
Carter misses with some punches.
Ticklepants is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Carter is defending well for now.
Ticklepants with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Carter tries to stall but Ticklepants uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Carter on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Carter misses with an elbow strike.
Carter pushes off an throws an elbow but Ticklepants leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Carter throws an elbow but it misses.
Ticklepants trying to land knees to the body.
Carter throws an elbow but it misses.
Ticklepants avoiding damage as Carter throws knees to the body.
Ticklepants tries to land knees in the clinch but Carter avoids the damage to the body.
Ticklepants connects with a nasty looking knee right to Carter's face.
Ticklepants dodges an elbow strike from Carter.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ticklepants with a knee to the head.
Ticklepants tries a knee to the head but Carter blocks it.
Ticklepants misses with a knee to the head.
Carter avoiding damage as Ticklepants throws knees to the body.
Carter is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Ticklepants is defending well for now.
Carter managing to block the knees to the body from Ticklepants.
Ticklepants is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Carter is defending well for now.
Ticklepants working Carter over with knees to the body.
Carter dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Carter connects with a nasty looking knee right to Ticklepants's face.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Carter comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Ticklepants missing with knees to the body.
Ticklepants misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Carter.
Carter throws a knee to the head but misses.
Ticklepants tries a knee to the head but he's missed.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Carter throws an elbow but it misses.
Ticklepants misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Carter.
Bubbles Ticklepants seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Ticklepants lands a nice knee to the body.
Ticklepants is trying to maintain a safe position but Carter gets an underhook and turns Ticklepants into the cage.
Ticklepants with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Nice elbow from Carter.
Ticklepants blocks an elbow strike.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Ticklepants.
Ticklepants tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Carter trying to stall but Ticklepants improves his position.
Ticklepants misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Carter.
Ticklepants tries to land knees in the clinch but Carter avoids the damage to the body.
Ticklepants tries to land a knee to the head but Carter blocks with his arms.
A right hook to the body lands for Ticklepants.
Ticklepants works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ticklepants blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Ticklepants tries to land knees in the clinch but Carter avoids the damage to the body.
Ticklepants misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Carter.
Carter lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Carter has Ticklepants pushed against the cage.
Carter on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Carter scores with a knee to the head.
Ticklepants throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Carter blocks it with crossed arms.
Knees to the body from Ticklepants.
Ticklepants tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Carter avoids it.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Carter crunches a lovely knee into Ticklepants's ribcage.
Ticklepants landing knees to the head.
Ticklepants missing with knees to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Bubbles Ticklepants will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Carter fails with an attempt to clinch.
Carter lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Carter has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Ticklepants.
Ticklepants throws a wild body kick that Carter sees coming a mile off.
Kevin Carter is winning the standup battle so far.
Carter misses with a head kick.
Carter throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Ticklepants blocks a leg kick.
Carter cracks Ticklepants with an open hand slap.
Carter buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Ticklepants attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
A looping hook to the body misses from Carter. Ticklepants does a little dance to reset his feet.
Ticklepants blocks a head kick by Carter.
Ticklepants cracks Carter with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ticklepants lands with a kick to the ribs.

Ticklepants gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Carter avoiding damage as Ticklepants throws knees to the body.
Knees to the body from Carter.
Ticklepants unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Ticklepants lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Carter throws an elbow but it misses.
Carter lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Carter's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Carter tries to land knees in the clinch but Ticklepants avoids the damage to the body.
Carter on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Carter throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Ticklepants blocks it with crossed arms.
Carter looking to throw knees to the head but Ticklepants is blocking nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Ticklepants as Carter tries to tie him up.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Ticklepants blocks an elbow strike from Carter.
Ticklepants with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.

It looks like Kevin Carter has been cut.
Carter looking to slow down the pace here.
Ticklepants avoids the elbow strike from Carter, against the cage.
Carter tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Ticklepants takes an elbow to the temple.
Carter lands an elbow just above Ticklepants 's eye.
Carter avoiding damage as Ticklepants throws knees to the body.
Carter throws a knee to the head but misses.
Nice elbow from Carter.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Carter obliges.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A short right from Ticklepants on the inside.
Carter working Ticklepants over with knees to the body.
Carter lands an elbow inside.
Carter is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Ticklepants is defending well for now.
Ticklepants tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Ticklepants crunches a lovely knee into Carter's ribcage.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
A knee to the head by Ticklepants.
Nice elbow from Carter.
Ticklepants lands a knee to the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A hook to the body from Ticklepants.
Ticklepants lands a knee to the head.
Carter using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Ticklepants has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Ticklepants tries to land knees in the clinch but Carter avoids the damage to the body.
Ticklepants tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
A short body shot lands from Carter as the two fighters clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Ticklepants obliges.
Ticklepants dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Ticklepants tries to land a knee to the head but Carter blocks with his arms.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Carter just misses with a elbow thrown towards Ticklepants's brow.
Carter is stalling here.
Carter throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Ticklepants using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Ticklepants lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Carter lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Carter stalling in the clinch.
Carter lands an elbow inside that Ticklepants shrugs off.
Carter on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close third round but Bubbles Ticklepants just about did enough to take it.
The cut man is working on Kevin Carter's cut.
That's time! Carter's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Carter throws a sloppy head kick
and Ticklepants counters with a head kick. That will keep Carter thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!

Carter is rocked!
Ticklepants throws a head kick that misses.
Oh Carter is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Carter misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Ticklepants throws an overhand right that drops Carter like a sack of potatoes! Ticklepants dives in to finish the fight with more strikes and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:13 of round 4, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bubbles Ticklepants!
Bubbles Ticklepants is the new lightweight champion!
During a confident post fight interview, Bubbles Ticklepants thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.