PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Joey Karate (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Wacky Chan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Karate comes into the arena with Keith Murray - Slap Somebody blaring out of the sound system. The key to victory for Joey Karate has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.

Karate
vs
Chan

190 cm
26
250 lbs
5 - 3 - 0

175 cm
26
245 lbs
5 - 3 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Decent wrestler
Good kicks
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Joey Karate!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Wacky Chan!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A slapping leg kick lands for Chan.
Karate lands with a shot to the body.
Karate blocks a head kick by Chan.
Chan pivots, looking for a leg kick but Karate is out of range and Chan settles back down.
Karate ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Karate lands a glancing blow to the side of Chan's head.

It looks like Wacky Chan has been cut.
Wacky Chan seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Chan throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Karate jabs at Chan's body.
Chan looks to land a body kick but Karate moved away.
Karate misses the jab.
Chan throws a half hearted mid kick.
Chan drops his hands momentarily and Karate takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Chan misses with a body kick.
Chan on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Chan misses the shot to the body.
Karate lands a right hook to the body.
Chan looks gassed!
Karate bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Chan's head backwards.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Karate digs a good body shot into Chan's ribs.
Chan throws a leg kick but Karate moved away.
Karate misses with a body shot.
Karate moves into range and connects with a jab.
Karate blocks a head kick by Chan.
Karate avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
A jab from Karate does it's job there.

Chan is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Karate ducks down and throws a big overhand right - it lands flush on the jaw, knocking Chan out cold! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Joey Karate!
A very excited looking Joey Karate made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.