PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Billy Boondocks (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Cleveland Brown (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Brown has chosen Cleveland Brown Rap as his entrance music. Brown has a niggling injury. He would have liked to come in 100% fit but that's not always possible. Billy Boondocks has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Boondocks
vs
Brown

200 cm
31
270 lbs
26 - 9 - 0

185 cm
32
290 lbs
29 - 10 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Great elbows
Granite chin

Revolution Fatigues

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 26 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Billy Boondocks!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 29 - 10 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Cleveland Brown!
The judges for this bout are Alec Ball, Gregory Folan and Robert Douchet.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice cross by Boondocks.

It looks like Cleveland Brown has been cut.
A decent looking cross lands there for Boondocks.
Boondocks throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Boondocks ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Boondocks lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Brown looks gassed!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Boondocks lands a nice leg kick that just misses Brown's sensitive parts.
Boondocks feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Browns jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Boondocks connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Brown's hands.

That has opened up Cleveland Brown's cut even more.
Boondocks misses the shot to the body.
Nice uppercut there from Boondocks.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Boondocks dips a shoulder and cracks Brown with a mighty uppercut! Brown falls back against the cage and Boondocks unloads with a barrage of strikes! Brown is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Boondocks screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Billy Boondocks!
Billy Boondocks retains his heavyweight title!
An out of breath Billy Boondocks thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.