PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hesher Gordon Levitt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Alex Asylum (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Asylum is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Go to sleep bitch!! Die muthafucka DIE DIE!!!. Hesher Gordon Levitt has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Gordon Levitt
vs
Asylum

200 cm
25
258 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

180 cm
25
275 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

Decent wrestler
Solid Muay Thai
KO power

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Hesher Gordon Levitt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Alex Asylum!
The judges for this bout are Leandro Rodrigues, Felipe Paraventi and Paulo Santos.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gordon Levitt tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Asylum was well out of range. Poor timing from Gordon Levitt.
Asylum misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Gordon Levitt.
Asylum thows a body shot but no joy.
A big right from Gordon Levitt misses.
Asylum misses with a looping left.
Asylum throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Asylum misses with a two punch combination.
Gordon Levitt fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.

Asylum tries to keep at a distance but Gordon Levitt has taken the fight into the clinch.
Gordon Levitt lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Gordon Levitt throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Asylum should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Asylum looks gassed!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Gordon Levitt content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Gordon Levitt digs a right hand into Asylum's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Asylum's gas tank.
Gordon Levitt lands a body shot in the clinch.
Gordon Levitt lands a hook that snaps the head of Asylum backwards.
Gordon Levitt is working Asylum over against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gordon Levitt lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Asylum or not.
Gordon Levitt's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
A nice right hand lands inside from Gordon Levitt.
Gordon Levitt lands with a short head shot on the inside.

It looks like Alex Asylum has been cut.
Gordon Levitt makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
A body shot lands from Gordon Levitt.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Gordon Levitt lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Asylum backwards.
Gordon Levitt lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Gordon Levitt lands a left hand that snaps the head of Asylum backwards.
Gordon Levitt lands with a short shot to the head.

Asylum is rocked!
Gordon Levitt leaning against his opponent.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gordon Levitt seems to have come into the fight with the intention of avoiding any damage in the clinch, rather than actually showing any aggression.
A shot in the inside from Gordon Levitt.
Gordon Levitt avoiding damage.

Gordon Levitt drops Asylum onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Asylum is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
Gordon Levitt avoiding damage.
Gordon Levitt lands a nice shot to the body.
Gordon Levitt lands a shoulder strike.
Gordon Levitt tries to throw a body punch but Asylum avoids it by throwing Gordon Levitt back against the cage.
A right hand to the body from Gordon Levitt.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gordon Levitt lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Gordon Levitt stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Gordon Levitt just leaning against Asylum, taking a breather.
Gordon Levitt lands a hook to the side of the head.
Gordon Levitt taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Gordon Levitt gets a warning from the ref for wasting time.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Hesher Gordon Levitt.
Gordon Levitt lands with a jab that stuns his opponent. Asylum is looking to close the distance but Gordon Levitt sees it coming and throws a beautiful knee! Asylum crumbles to the mat and that's all she wrote! Let's hope Asylum is OK because that was naaaaaasty!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Knee). Hesher Gordon Levitt!