PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gubka Bob Kvadratichnie Schtaniki (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Michael Krohn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kvadratichnie Schtaniki comes to the cage accompanied by Sinister - Leviathan. Krohn comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Im no Superman kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!

Bob Kvadratichnie Schtaniki
vs
Krohn

190 cm
25
211 lbs
10 - 3 - 0

190 cm
29
220 lbs
8 - 6 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Basic striking
Good gas tank

Gilop®

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Gubka Bob Kvadratichnie Schtaniki!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Michael Krohn!
The judges for this bout are Ben Zyskovitsi, Roosa Järviläinen and Marco Blurström.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Krohn tries to score a power double leg takedown but Kvadratichnie Schtaniki sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Krohn somewhat.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki misses with a series of wild punches.
Krohn avoids a punch combination nicely.
Krohn walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Krohn shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki cracks Krohn with an open hand slap.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki looks to land a combination. Krohn sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.

It looks like Michael Krohn has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Kvadratichnie Schtaniki.
A left and a right from Kvadratichnie Schtaniki both land. Nice combination.
Krohn takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki connects with a solid leg kick.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Krohn eats them both and turns towards Kvadratichnie Schtaniki to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki slaps away a takedown attempt from Krohn, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Gubka Bob Kvadratichnie Schtaniki has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Michael Krohn.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki connects with a leg kick. Krohn looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Krohn is trying desperately to land a takedown but Kvadratichnie Schtaniki is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Krohn.
Good exchange - Kvadratichnie Schtaniki coming out on top.

Krohn is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Krohn misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Krohn is still on wobbly legs! Can Kvadratichnie Schtaniki finish him?
Krohn looks gassed!
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki with a body punch. A glancing blow.
I'm just looking down at my notes here and I see that.... oh! Kvadratichnie Schtaniki has cracked Krohn with a big right, followed by a left! He's out on his feet! Kvadratichnie Schtaniki lands another huge swinging hook and Krohn tumbles to the canvas! The ref dives in to save Krohn, before Kvadratichnie Schtaniki can land any more shots!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Gubka Bob Kvadratichnie Schtaniki!
An out of breath and clearly excited Gubka Bob Kvadratichnie Schtaniki thanked Gilop® for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).