PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Kyle Turris (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Captain Teatly (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Turris
vs
Teatly

172 cm
22
143 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

150 cm
18
130 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Cuts easily

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Kyle Turris!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Captain Teatly!
The judges for this bout are Alec Ball, Steve Smith and Robert Douchet.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Teatly throws a left and a right that both miss

and Turris counters with a nice double leg into side control. Teatly won't be happy with that.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Teatly is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Turris's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Teatly trying to control here.
Turris wants to lay and pray for a moment but Teatly keeps working.
The fighters are battling for position here. Teatly manages to regain full guard. Nice work.

Turris has a momentary lapse of concentration, allowing Teatly to throw up a leg and lock on what appears to be a pretty tight triangle! Turris is fighting it off but it's all too little too late - Teatly pulls down on the head and he's put Turris to sleep! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Captain Teatly!
As Captain Teatly got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: You See this Hair I won this match because of my awesome hair!!!!!!!!'.