PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hezekiah Stoltfus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lee Villa (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Stoltfus comes to the cage accompanied by The Chase. Villa has chosen Faint as his entrance music. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Stoltfus
vs
Villa

185 cm
28
210 lbs
21 - 12 - 0

187 cm
29
215 lbs
26 - 7 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Charlie Wang's Tattered Rags & 95% Laundry
Charlie Wang's Nutrition and 95 % Laundry

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Hezekiah Stoltfus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 26 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Lee Villa!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fray, Josh West and Chris Saunders.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Villa jabs at Stoltfus's body.
Stoltfus works over Villa's head and body with a nice combination.
Villa misses with a straight right.
Villa misses with an uppercut.
Villa fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Stoltfus has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Stoltfus stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Villa.
Stoltfus looks for a takedown but Villa sprawls well.
Villa swings for the body but Stoltfus moves out of range.
Villa fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Stoltfus misses the shot to the body.
Stoltfus shoots in and drives through. Villa sprawls well.
Villa pushing out the jab but it's not landing.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Villa fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Stoltfus has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Stoltfus moves out of range of the body kick.
Villa lands a nice leg kick that just misses Stoltfus's sensitive parts.
Villa misses with a wild body shot.
Lee Villa is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Stoltfus moves out of range as Villa strikes.
Villa lands with a kick to the ribs.
Villa misses the jab.
Villa turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Villa ducks under a wild hook from Stoltfus.
Villa scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Stoltfus doesn't seem bothered though.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Villa lands a body shot.
Stoltfus is breathing heavily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Villa looks to score with a jab to the body but Stoltfus is just out of range.
Villa lands a head shot.
Villa ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Stoltfus moves away.
Stoltfus has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Stoltfus there as he acknowledges the shot.

Villa feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Stoltfus sprawling to the canvas! Stoltfus rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Villa finish him?!

Stoltfus is rocked!
Stoltfus drops his hands momentarily. Villa doesn't need a second invitation, landing a shot to the temple. Stoltfus staggers and falls to the mat and the ref dives in to save him from any more punishment. Stoltfus doesn't seem happy with the stoppage but he was done.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Lee Villa!
A very excited looking Lee Villa made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.