PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Franz Titties (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Noobie Nooberson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Noobie Nooberson has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Titties
vs
Nooberson

187 cm
25
235 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

190 cm
25
265 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Experienced

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Franz Titties!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Noobie Nooberson!
The judges for this bout are Shigeki Sano, Taro Takaoka and Yukihiro Shimada.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nooberson lands with an uppercut that bounces Titties off the cage and back into range.
A head kick misses from Titties.
Titties could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Nice defenses there by Titties.
Nooberson connects with a body shot.
Titties throws an overhand right that lands on Nooberson's shoulder, as Nooberson tries to avoid the shot.
No joy there for Nooberson, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Nooberson takes a swing at Titties's ribcage but misses.
Titties scores with a kick to the body.
Nooberson swings away with a leg kick that misses.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Nooberson works the jab nicely.
Nooberson lands a nice looking body shot.
Nooberson lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Nooberson moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Titties throws a sloppy head kick and Nooberson moves out of range easily.

Nooberson sends Titties crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Nooberson is motioning to the referee to let Titties up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!

Titties is rocked!

It looks like Franz Titties has been cut.
Titties is breathing heavily.
Nooberson lands a nice looking body shot.
Oh Titties is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
and Nooberson counters with a massive uppercut that badly hurts Titties! He's just covering up as Nooberson starts to tee off till the referee steps in and stops the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Noobie Nooberson!