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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Thomas Pynchon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jacques Sydaenahomaanhaerpaeke (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sydaenahomaanhaerpaeke has a pretty significant injury - he really shouldn't be fighting right now but he's a warrior and he's here none the less! The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!
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270 lbs
26 - 14 - 1 |
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300 lbs
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Good wrestling
Counter striker
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BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
26 - 14 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Thomas Pynchon!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 20 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jacques Sydaenahomaanhaerpaeke!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Chris Downing and Cecil Peabody.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pynchon scores with a nice strike.
Sydaenahomaanhaerpaeke looks gassed!
Pynchon cracks Sydaenahomaanhaerpaeke with a right hand to the side of the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Pynchon dances in with a quick combination. Sydaenahomaanhaerpaeke is being worked over with jabs and crosses. Oooh, a right straight from Pynchon snaps Sydaenahomaanhaerpaeke's head back. Sydaenahomaanhaerpaeke stumbles backwards against the cage. Pynchon steps forward and delivers a right cross that connects with Sydaenahomaanhaerpaeke's jaw, simultaneously knocking him out and sending his mouthpiece into the crowd! There's a worthy souvenir for the fans. This one is over folks. Sydaenahomaanhaerpaeke just didn't come prepared.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:11 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Thomas Pynchon!
A very excited looking Thomas Pynchon made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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pop
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FIGHT
RATING
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