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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Barack Lesnar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tuberculo Meningitis (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these fighters are unbeaten, so somebody's 0 has got to go!I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Tuberculo Meningitis was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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273 lbs
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214 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
8 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Barack Lesnar!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
7 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tuberculo Meningitis!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Chris Downing and Alan Glass.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Meningitis avoids a punch combination nicely.
Meningitis moves out of range as Lesnar strikes.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Meningitis displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Lesnar throws out the jab.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A punch combination from Lesnar misses.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Lesnar.
Lesnar throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Meningitis.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Meningitis defending well as Lesnar loads up on a big left hand.
Lesnar throws a jab when Meningitis was well out of range.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Meningitis moves away from the strike by Lesnar.
Lesnar is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Lesnar's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
A clash of legs there as Meningitis blocks the low kick.
Lesnar misses with a low kick as Meningitis jumps back.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Lesnar is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Meningitis.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Lesnar fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Meningitis looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Barack Lesnar dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
Lesnar misses with a straight right.
Lesnar throws a hook to the side of Meningitis's head but Meningitis sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A combination from Lesnar does no damage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lesnar throws a jab when Meningitis was well out of range.
Meningitis keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Lesnar.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Lesnar misses with a hook.
Lesnar throws a big shot that misses.
Lesnar throws a jab but it's blocked by Meningitis.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Meningitis moves out of range of the strikes.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Meningitis takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Lesnar swings for the body but Meningitis moves out of range.
Lesnar throws a quick inside leg kick.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Lesnar misses with a low kick as Meningitis jumps back.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Barack Lesnar dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action!
Lesnar tries to bum rush Meningitis with a series of wild strikes but Meningitis uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Lesnar looks to score with a jab to the body but Meningitis is just out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Meningitis slips under a jab.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lesnar swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Lesnar fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Lesnar throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
The fighters circling - Lesnar throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Lesnar moves into range and throws a big uppercut. OH! Meningitis goes down! Can Lesnar finish him!?
Meningitis is rocked!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Meningitis is working an open guard so Lesnar takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.
A jab from Lesnar misses.
Barack Lesnar is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Meningitis defending well as Lesnar loads up on a big left hand.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Lesnar looks to land a right hand but Meningitis moved out of range.
Lesnar throws a lazy right hand but Meningitis sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Barack Lesnar clearly takes that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Meningitis moves out of range as Lesnar strikes.
Meningitis slips a straight right by Lesnar.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A swing and a miss from Lesnar.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A choreographed right hand from Lesnar misses the target.
Lesnar thows a body shot but no joy.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Lesnar throws a body punch but Meningitis moves out of range.
Lesnar lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Lesnar misses with the combination.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lesnar pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Lesnar comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Lesnar is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Meningitis.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
A big left from Lesnar misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Barack Lesnar had his way with Tuberculo Meningitis in that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
Lesnar misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Meningitis.
Lesnar throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lesnar misses with a looping right.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lesnar throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Meningitis sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Lesnar shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Meningitis had isolated an arm as going for an omaplata. Lesnar is defending the submission well but is in a very vulnerable position. Meningitis Is leaning forward trying to finish the omaplata but decides to abandon it, and take Lesnar's back instead.
Lesnar trying to control the action but Meningitis just sinks the hooks in.
Lesnar controlling the position well but he knows he's in a bad position.
Lesnar showing good submission defense here.
Lesnar wants to get back to his feet.
Meningitis patiently working for the choke. Which fighter will keep their nerve here?
Meningitis is wobbling all over the place through exhaustion. Will he make it to the final bell?
Lesnar trying to get back to his feet but Meningitis is in full control for now.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Meningitis working for a RNC but it's not happening just yet.
Meningitis doesn't have the hooks in and Lesnar manages to turn into his guard.
Lesnar gets to his feet - Meningitis follows without any prompting.
Lesnar misses with a wild combination.
Lesnar throws a chopping leg kick but Meningitis manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Lesnar misses with a series of wild punches.
And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Tuberculo Meningitis.
Well Lesnar has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight for Barack Lesnar!
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight for Barack Lesnar!
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight for Barack Lesnar!
Barack Lesnar wins by unanimous decision!
Barack Lesnar retains his heavyweight title!
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