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Coming up we have a featherweight kickboxing rules bout between Larry David (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Feyd Rautha Harkonnen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think David might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to PRINCE RAMA - RAGHUPATI. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the fighters buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!
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150 lbs
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145 lbs
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Insanely flexible
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the featherweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
8 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Larry David!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
11 - 2 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Feyd Rautha Harkonnen!
The judges for this bout are Yuuki Gou, Shirou Masuda and Yukihiro Yamamoto.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A slow jab from Harkonnen misses its intended target.
David throws a lazy right hand but Harkonnen sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Harkonnen closes the distance and pushes David back into the ropes.
Harkonnen escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Harkonnen closes the distance and clinches.
Harkonnen landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Harkonnen digs a right hand underneath David's ribcage. David let out a lung full of air as it connected.
David misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Harkonnen.
David with an attempt at a knee that misses.
David is trying to push Harkonnen away but Harkonnen has him pressed against the ropes, so he's going nowhere.
Knees to the body from David.
David with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Harkonnen avoiding damage.
David swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Harkonnen stalls.
Harkonnen lands a right hand that snaps the head of David backwards.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
David takes a knee to the side of the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
David tries to break the clinch but Harkonnen is controlling the position.
Harkonnen cracks David with a nice body shot.
David tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Harkonnen working David over with knees to the body.
David avoiding damage as Harkonnen throws knees to the body.
David is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Harkonnen pressing his opponent against the ropes.
Harkonnen misses with a hook to the ribs.
Harkonnen scores with a nice hook to the head.
Harkonnen has David pressed against the ropes.
Harkonnen tries to land a knee to the head but David blocks with his arms.
A right hook to the body lands for Harkonnen.
Harkonnen tried to land a shot to the body but connects with David's elbow.
David is trying to break free.
David is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
David misses with a punch to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
David blocks an elbow strike.
Nice body punch from Harkonnen.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
David misses with a body punch.
Harkonnen tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and David avoids it.
David blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Harkonnen landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
A nice right hand lands inside from David.
David is trying to force a seperation but Harkonnen has the dominant position.
David blocks a body shot from Harkonnen.
Harkonnen misses with a shot to the kidneys.
David looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Harkonnen misses with a hook to the ribs.
David pushes off an throws an elbow but Harkonnen leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the ropes.
David fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Harkonnen with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
David blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
David gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
It looks like Feyd Rautha Harkonnen has been cut.
David wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Harkonnen.
A frustrated look appears on David's face as he tries to break the clinch.
A knee to the head by David.
David throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Harkonnen blocks it with crossed arms.
Harkonnen lands a shoulder strike.
David avoiding damage as Harkonnen throws knees to the body.
Harkonnen breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Harkonnen misses with a left hand
and David counters with a right hand to the body.
David tries a head kick but it misses.
Harkonnen is looking to clinch but David is avoiding it.
Harkonnen takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
David throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Harkonnen tries to keep at a distance but David has taken the fight into the clinch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Harkonnen throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
David scores with a knee to the head.
A short right from Harkonnen on the inside.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
David tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
David tries to land knees in the clinch but Harkonnen avoids the damage to the body.
Harkonnen stalls.
Harkonnen lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
David has had enough of the clinch but Harkonnen keeps him there for the moment.
A left hand lands to the body for Harkonnen.
Harkonnen looking to slow down the pace here.
David takes a shot to the head.
Harkonnen gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Harkonnen scores with a shoulder strike.
The fighters are pressed against the ropes, as the pace of the fight slows.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
A short uppercut from Harkonnen.
David connects with a nasty looking knee right to Harkonnen's face.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Feyd Rautha Harkonnen dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Feyd Rautha Harkonnen's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Nice uppercut lands for Harkonnen. That snapped David's head back.
Harkonnen loads up on a big right hand but David slips the punch.
A looping hook to the body misses from Harkonnen. David does a little dance to reset his feet.
David checks a leg kick.
David uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Harkonnen has time to react.
David ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Harkonnen moves away.
David throws a leg kick but Harkonnen sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Harkonnen forces David back against the ropes and clinches.
Nice body punch from Harkonnen - that landed with a thud.
David breaks from the clinch.
David punishes Harkonnen's body with a nice straight punch.
Harkonnen cracks a nice hook into David's ribs.
Harkonnen throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
David throws a shot to the body.
A big left from Harkonnen misses.
Harkonnen missing with a left hand there. David was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice jab there from Harkonnen.
Harkonnen drives through and clinches with David against the ropes.
David cracks Harkonnen with a nice body shot.
Harkonnen lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the ropes.
Harkonnen struggles to land a body shot inside as David controls his hands.
Harkonnen works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Harkonnen tries to throw a body punch but David avoids it by throwing Harkonnen back against the ropes.
Harkonnen misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Harkonnen tried to land a shot to the body but connects with David's elbow.
Harkonnen lands with a light punch inside.
David misses with a hook from the clinch.
Still in the clinch, Harkonnen scores with a nice short uppercut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
David lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Harkonnen lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt David or not.
David blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Harkonnen tried to land a shot to the body but connects with David's elbow.
David throws a knee to the head but misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice elbow from Harkonnen.
Harkonnen tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and David avoids it.
Harkonnen throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
David has had enough of the clinch but Harkonnen keeps him there for the moment.
Harkonnen lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the ropes.
Harkonnen manages to break the clinch.
Harkonnen uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before David has time to react.
A looping hook to the body misses from David. Harkonnen does a little dance to reset his feet.
Harkonnen throws a head kick but David moves out of range.
David misses with a low kick.
David is looking to wear down Harkonnen with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
A chopping leg kick lands by David.
David throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Harkonnen lands a glancing blow to the side of David's head.
David works Harkonnen's body with a nice hook.
Harkonnen throws a push kick but David slaps the foot to one side.
Larry David seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Harkonnen lands with a slapping head kick.
Harkonnen misses with a straight left.
Harkonnen scores with a spinning back kick!
David keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Harkonnen connects with a jab.
Harkonnen throws a leg kick which misses David's front leg but catches the back leg as David tries to avoid it.
Harkonnen scores with a hook to the body. David takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Harkonnen closes the distance and clinches.
Harkonnen misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from David.
David blocks a body shot from Harkonnen.
David tries to land a knee to the head but Harkonnen blocks with his arms.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
A body shot lands from Harkonnen.
Harkonnen digs a right hand into David's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on David's gas tank.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
David looking to throw knees to the head but Harkonnen is blocking nicely.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Harkonnen blocks an elbow strike.
Harkonnen unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Harkonnen is stalling here.
Harkonnen crunches a lovely knee into David's ribcage.
Harkonnen lands with a light punch inside.
David tries to work over Harkonnen's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
David throws a head punch that misses.
Harkonnen struggles to land a body shot inside as David controls his hands.
Harkonnen just leaning against David, taking a breather.
Harkonnen misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Harkonnen lands a body shot.
The referee is keeping an eye on Harkonnen - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Harkonnen manages to break the clinch.
David ducks right into an uppercut from Harkonnen.
Harkonnen lands a head kick. David smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Feyd Rautha Harkonnen showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Feyd Rautha Harkonnen's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the ring so we can get back down to business.
Harkonnen looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
David lands a jab to Harkonnen's midsection.
Harkonnen wants to clinch up but David keeps it at a distance.
Harkonnen thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on David if he has to take too many more of those.
Harkonnen throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
David throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Harkonnen ducks down and throws a hook to the body but David moves away.
David throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
David misses with a hook to the body
and Harkonnen counters by moving into the clinch.
Harkonnen scores with an uppercut up the middle.
David is rocked!
David tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Oh David is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
A bit of stalling here from Harkonnen.
David seems to have got his legs back now.
Harkonnen avoiding damage as David throws knees to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Harkonnen tries to throw a body punch but David avoids it by throwing Harkonnen back against the ropes.
David with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
David is looking to break free of the clinch but Harkonnen has double underhooks.
Harkonnen lands a body punch in the clinch.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Harkonnen lands a body shot.
Harkonnen is leaning against David and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Harkonnen leaning against his opponent.
Harkonnen breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Harkonnen closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the ropes.
Harkonnen managing to block the knees to the body from David.
Harkonnen pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the ropes.
David misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Harkonnen.
Harkonnen is working David over against the ropes.
Harkonnen scores with a hook to the body.
Harkonnen leaning his opponent against the ropes.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Harkonnen works on David's body with a couple of short punches.
A short uppercut from Harkonnen.
Harkonnen tries a body shot but David blocks it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Harkonnen can't find room to land a body shot as David controls the action.
Good body shot from Harkonnen.
Still in the clinch, Harkonnen scores with a nice short uppercut.
David trying to land knees to the body.
David prevents a body shot from Harkonnen.
David misses with a knee to the head.
Harkonnen lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of David backwards.
Nice body punch from Harkonnen.
Harkonnen pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Harkonnen scores with a jab. David acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Harkonnen misses with a body kick.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Harkonnen is pushing David up against the ropes, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Harkonnen throws an elbow but it's blocked.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Harkonnen presses David against the ropes and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Harkonnen lands a body punch.
Harkonnen with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Harkonnen looking to throw knees to the head but David is blocking nicely.
A right handed body shot lands from Harkonnen.
Harkonnen leaning his opponent against the ropes.
David lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Harkonnen backwards.
Harkonnen's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Harkonnen looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Harkonnen throws a half hearted mid kick.
Nice cross by Harkonnen.
David throws a predictable looking body shot
and Harkonnen makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
David takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Harkonnen uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by David.
David thumps Harkonnen with a low kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Harkonnen closes the distance and catches David with a lead hook that drops him to the canvas! David is clearly dazed and struggling here! 3,4,5,6,7 and David is up to his feet but the referee has called it off! David is still far too wobbly and he's not going to allow the fight to continue! Harkonnen takes it!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:17 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Feyd Rautha Harkonnen! Feyd Rautha Harkonnen retains his featherweight title!
A victorious Feyd Rautha Harkonnen thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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energy
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