PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Seymour Cake (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dirk Van Der Heijden (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cake comes to the cage accompanied by Stack Bundles - Far Rock America. Seymour Cake could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Dirk Van Der Heijden's chin.

Cake
vs
Van Der Heijden

191 cm
26
216 lbs
8 - 6 - 0

182 cm
22
164 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

Decent wrestler
Great elbows
Good chin

ADCC Champion
Good kicks
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Seymour Cake!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Dirk Van Der Heijden!
The judges for this bout are Jeff Smith, Paul Gruel and Roger Salmon.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Van Der Heijden clinches up against the cage.
Van Der Heijden throws a punch but it's blocked by Cake.
Cake controlling the action here for a moment.
Cake looking to slow down the pace here.
Cake lands an elbow inside that Van Der Heijden shrugs off.

It looks like Dirk Van Der Heijden has been cut.
Cake with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Cake.
Cake with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Van Der Heijden tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Van Der Heijden takes an elbow to the temple.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Van Der Heijden as Cake tries to tie him up.
Cake is struggling to control the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Van Der Heijden takes an elbow to the temple.

That has opened up Dirk Van Der Heijden's cut even more.
Still in the clinch, Van Der Heijden scores with a nice short uppercut.
Cake misses with an elbow strike.
Van Der Heijden misses with the head strike.
Cake stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Van Der Heijden misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A knee to the head by Cake.

Van Der Heijden is rocked!
Cake has Van Der Heijden pressed up against the cage in a tight Thai clinch. Van Der Heijden is arching his back, trying to avoid the knees but a big one sneaks through from Cake - that's hurt Van Der Heijden badly! Oh, another knee lands and Van Der Heijden is covering up! The referee steps in to save him - possibly a bit early but Van Der Heijden doesn't seem to be complaining.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knees). Seymour Cake!
Our winner, Seymour Cake, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.