PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jon Doe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Shane Carwin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Doe comes to the cage accompanied by whatsername, and does she remember my name?. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Doe
vs
Carwin

193 cm
32
205 lbs
49 - 25 - 0

194 cm
31
250 lbs
20 - 11 - 1

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Fossington & Blythe: Gentlemen's Fight Attire
Springfield HW Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 49 - 25 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jon Doe!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 11 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Shane Carwin!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Tiny Johnson and George Francis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Carwin misses with a body shot.
Doe connects with a right hand. Carwin shakes it off.
Doe looks to throw the jab but Carwin is out of range.
Jon Doe seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Doe closes the distance and lands a one-two.

It looks like Shane Carwin has been cut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Carwin checks a low kick from Doe.
A nice combination there by Doe.
Doe lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Carwin circles away quickly and effectively.
Doe throws a hook to the side of Carwin's head but Carwin sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
A big right from Doe misses.
Doe digs a good hook to Carwin's body.
Carwin bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Doe swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Carwin looks to land a right hand but Doe moved out of range.
Doe tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Doe misses with a few strikes there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Carwin takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Doe lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Carwin has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Carwin and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Doe throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Nice body punch from Carwin.
Doe scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Doe attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Doe plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Doe defending well as Carwin loads up on a big left hand.
Carwin throws out a loose jab but Doe uses good head movement to avoid it.
Doe throws a sloppy head kick and Carwin moves out of range easily.
Doe throws a leg kick that misses.
Doe bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Carwin's head backwards.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Doe misses with a looping right.
Carwin just misses with a punch to the body.
Doe looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Doe on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Carwin takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Doe missing with a left hand there. Carwin was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Carwin has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Doe.
Some wild striking there from Carwin.
A chopping leg kick lands by Doe.
Doe throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A head kick misses from Doe.
Doe connects with a solid leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Doe takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Doe looks to score with a jab to the body but Carwin is just out of range.
Doe digs a good hook to Carwin's body.
A low kick from Doe is predictable there
and Carwin counters with a left to the body.
Carwin thows a body shot but no joy.
Doe throws a right hand that Carwin ducks under and follows up with a left that Carwin also avoids with ease.
Carwin lands a jab to the head.
Carwin takes a swing at Doe's ribcage but misses.
Doe misses with a few strikes there.
Carwin showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Doe.
Doe fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Carwin checks it well.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Carwin defending well as Doe loads up on a big left hand.
A telegraphed right hand from Doe misses the target.
Doe tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Carwin was well out of range. Poor timing from Doe.
Carwin scores with a shot to the body.
Doe loads up on a big right hand but Carwin slips the punch.
Doe throws a shot from downtown. Carwin moves away and avoids it.
Doe displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Carwin throws out the jab.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Doe fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Doe cracks Carwin with an open hand slap.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Doe steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Carwin.
Doe shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Carwin misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Doe.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jon Doe dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Shane Carwin's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Nice uppercut there from Doe.
Good work by Carwin as he checks the leg kick.
Doe misses with a double jab.
Jon Doe is winning the standup battle so far.
Doe misses the shot to the body.
Doe swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Doe looks to score with a jab to the body but Carwin is just out of range.
A cross from Doe lands.
Carwin moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Doe throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Doe swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Some wild striking there from Carwin.
Doe misses with a combination
and Carwin counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice body punch from Carwin.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Doe!
Carwin uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Doe.
Doe misses the shot to the body.
Carwin fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Doe slips a jab and a cross from Carwin.
Carwin throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Doe misses with a double jab.
Carwin throws out a loose jab but Doe uses good head movement to avoid it.
Doe throws a hook but Carwin blocks it.
A nice leg kick lands there from Doe.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Doe digs a good hook to Carwin's body.
Carwin is breathing heavily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Doe misses with an uppercut.
Doe throws a leg kick that misses.
Doe connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Doe has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Doe lands a high kick!
Doe fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Carwin on the side of the head.
Nice defenses there by Doe.
Carwin misses with a body shot.
Doe takes a swing at Carwin's ribcage but misses.
Jon Doe is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Doe ducks under a wild hook from Carwin.
Some wild striking there from Carwin.
Doe throws a sloppy head kick and Carwin moves out of range easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Carwin thuds a left hand into Doe's body.
Doe throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Carwin throws a combination that misses
and Doe counters with a right hand to the body.
Nice body punch from Doe.
Doe tests Carwin's chin there with a solid looking shot.

That has opened up Shane Carwin's cut even more.
Carwin is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Doe rather than just go for the knockout.
Doe tries to bum rush Carwin with a series of wild strikes but Carwin uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Carwin ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Carwin takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Doe throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Carwin stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Doe throws a right hand that Carwin ducks under and follows up with a left that Carwin also avoids with ease.
Carwin throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Doe feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Carwin's calf.
Carwin is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Doe pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Carwin avoids a punch combination nicely.
Carwin on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Doe looks to throw the jab but Carwin is out of range.
Carwin checks a low kick from Doe.
Doe throws a leg kick which misses Carwin's front leg but catches the back leg as Carwin tries to avoid it.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Good leg kick by Doe there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Good exchange - Doe coming out on top.
Doe throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jon Doe dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Shane Carwin's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

Doe works over Carwin's head and body with a nice combination.
A slow jab from Carwin misses its intended target.
Doe throws a head kick but Carwin moves out of range.
Doe swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Doe throws a good cross that connects.
Carwin swinging wildly here.
Doe avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
The fighters circling - Doe throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Doe swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
letting Carwin counter with a right hand.
Doe tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Carwin on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Doe takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
A bone on bone clash there as Carwin blocks the leg kick.
Carwin slips a jab and a cross from Doe.
Doe misses with a wild combination.
Doe misses with a two punch combination.
Carwin cracks Doe with an open hand slap.
Carwin misses with a body shot.
Doe is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Carwin can do to turn this around?
Doe looks to score with a jab to the body but Carwin is just out of range.
Carwin has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Doe.
Carwin slips a jab and a cross from Doe.
Doe misses with a hook
and Carwin counters with a one-two to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Doe misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Carwin.
Carwin misses with a series of wild punches.
Doe misses with a lunging right hand
and Carwin cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Doe throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Carwin.
Doe pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Carwin ducks right into an uppercut from Doe.
Carwin avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Doe throws a sloppy body shot
and Carwin counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Shane Carwin has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Good leg kick by Doe there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Doe misses with a few strikes there.
Carwin slips a jab from Doe.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Carwin connects with a nice looking jab.
Doe moves out of range as Carwin strikes.
Doe fails to land with a series of punches.
Carwin swings for the body but Doe moves out of range.
Doe scores with a shot to the body.
Jon Doe is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Doe throws a right and a left that Carwin avoids nicely.
Doe stalks Carwin and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Carwin's face. Carwin staggers backwards, shaken.
Carwin misses with a body shot.
Carwin looks to land a left hand but Doe moved out of range nicely.
Doe dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Carwin. That did some damage!
Doe tries to score with a low kick but Carwin moves his leg out of the way.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Doe throws a right and a left that Carwin avoids nicely.
Carwin's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Doe bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Doe tries a head kick but it misses.
Doe lands an overhand right.
Doe throws a nice head kick!
Carwin misses with a straight right.
Doe fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Carwin has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Doe misses with a wild body shot.
Doe rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Carwin moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
A combination from Carwin does no damage.
A nice inside leg kick there by Doe. That's going to slow Carwin down.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Doe scores with a hook to the body. Carwin takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.

And that's the end of the fight!
Jon Doe showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Doe has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 30:27
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 30:27
Judge George Francis scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jon Doe!
A very excited looking Jon Doe made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.