PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bob Large (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jack Tripper (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Large might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Blue - U Make Me Wanna . Tripper has chosen Shout 2000 as his entrance music. On his way into the cage it seems that Bob Large has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Bob Large seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Large
vs
Tripper

192 cm
22
248 lbs
9 - 1 - 0

192 cm
32
284 lbs
17 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Bob Large!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Jack Tripper!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Roosa Järviläinen and Arvi Lind.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Large ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Tripper moves away.

Large closes the distance and clinches.
Large is trying to break the clinch but Tripper is controlling him.
A short left from Large.
Large doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Tripper lands with a right to the head.
Tripper blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Large has a couple of punches blocked by Tripper.
Large throws a head punch that misses.
Large is looking to control Tripper's arms but Tripper gets an underhook and turns him. Now Large has his back to the cage.
Large misses with a shot to the kidneys.

Tripper manages to break the clinch.
Tripper pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Large tries to close the distance and clinch but Tripper swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Large looks to land a combination. Tripper sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.

It looks like Jack Tripper has been cut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Large's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Tripper connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Large scrambles back to his feet.
Tripper keeps the fight on the outside.
Tripper avoids the body shot from Large.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tripper thows a left - swing and a miss!
Tripper takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Large misses the jab.
Large throws a hook but Tripper blocks it.
Large moves in looking to clinch but Tripper pushes him off.
Large swings for the body but Tripper moves out of range.
Large on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Tripper. Tripper obviously looking to wear him down.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Tripper ducks right into an uppercut from Large.
Tripper throws a good cross that connects.
Tripper takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Large closes the distance but Tripper moves to the side
and Tripper makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Tripper throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Large takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Tripper drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Tripper throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Tripper scores with a nice right hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice shot lands for Large.
Large chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Tripper can pounce on him.
Tripper avoids the body shot from Large.
Tripper lands a nice shot to the body.
Large is breathing heavily.
Large blocks a head kick by Tripper.
Large misses with an uppercut. Tripper saw that one coming.
Tripper throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Large throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Large slips under a jab from Tripper.
Tripper misses with an uppercut. Large saw that one coming.
Large needs to keep his hands up - Tripper had a free shot at his head there.
An inside leg kick from Tripper misses.
A head kick misses from Tripper.
Large wants to clinch up but Tripper keeps it at a distance.
Large tries to land a front kick but Tripper steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tripper throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Large tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Tripper paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Large looks to score with a jab to the body but Tripper is just out of range.
Large ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Tripper moves away.
Tripper ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Large swings for the body but Tripper moves out of range.
Large tries a low kick but Tripper avoids it.

Tripper instigates a clinch.
Tripper is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Large tries to circle away but Tripper has him pinned against the cage.
Large pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Large fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Large is trying to break the clinch but Tripper is controlling him.
Tripper wants to stall.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tripper blocks a body shot from Large.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Tripper blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Large tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Large misses with a short punch on the inside.
Tripper misses with some punches.
Large misses with a punch to the body.
Tripper blocks an uppercut.
Large lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Large working aggressively here.
Tripper blocking some punches.
Large tries to throw a body punch but Tripper avoids it by throwing Large back against the cage.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Large tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Tripper's elbow.
Tripper pushes Large back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Large misses with a short punch on the inside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Bob Large will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Jack Tripper's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

A head kick from Tripper lands but Large takes it in his stride.
Tripper chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Nice cross by Tripper.
Whack! Tripper lands a heavy head kick that drops Large. The ref tackles Tripper to stop the fight - a great save by the referee because Large was done.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:16 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Head Kick). Jack Tripper! Jack Tripper retains his heavyweight title!
Jack Tripper made sure to mention his sponsor, Skin-Clothes Designing in his post fight interview.