PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Dinomat Man (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Cosmo Kramer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Man comes to the cage accompanied by Country Song. Cosmo Kramer has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Man
vs
Kramer

181 cm
27
190 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

184 cm
21
195 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Good kicks
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Dinomat Man!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Cosmo Kramer!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Alan Glass and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Man moves in looking to clinch but Kramer pushes him off.

Man has managed to clinch.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Kramer tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

Kramer breaks the clinch.
Kramer thows a body shot but no joy.
Kramer circles away from the clinch attempt.
Man closes the distance but Kramer moves to the side
and Kramer counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!

Man clinches up with Kramer and pushes him back against the cage.
Kramer can't break the clinch.
Kramer on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Kramer tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Kramer misses with a body punch.
Man missing with knees to the body.
Man pushes Kramer back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Kramer blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Kramer lands with a short punch from the clinch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

Kramer breaks from the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Man tries to close the distance and clinch up but Kramer swats him away and circles back towards the center.

Kramer throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Man tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Kramer is in Man's guard.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Man is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Kramer working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Kramer trying to control the position from guard on top but Man is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Man avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Kramer working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Man's head.

Man is working an open guard so Kramer takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.
Kramer fails with a takedown attempt.
Man fails with an attempt to clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Man tries to clinch but Kramer moves away

and Kramer counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Kramer is looking for a kimura but Man is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Kramer to get the leverage.
Man is looking for a sweep. Kramer is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Kramer lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Kramer seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Man does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.

Kramer is looking for a kimura but Man is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Kramer to get the leverage.
Kramer lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Kramer landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Man is staying active underneath Kramer, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Kramer lands with a punch from half guard.
Man is trying to get back to full guard.
Man is trying to stand.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Man trying to control from the bottom.
Kramer not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Kramer is keen to just control but Man is a slippery customer.
Man on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Man tries to get out of the position.
Kramer thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Man's head.
Man taking some punishment here, with Kramer in his half guard.
Kramer lands with a punch from half guard.

Man is rocked!
Kramer is controlling the pace.
Oh Man is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!

Kramer is working for a submission here. He's got hold of the far side arm and he's looking for a kimura. He's cranking on the arm and he's got it! Man is tapping out! Ouch, that looked like it hurt!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Cosmo Kramer!
A relieved looking Cosmo Kramer thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.