PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Zell Dincht (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dincht has chosen Fanfare as his entrance music. Zell Dincht acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.

Fatherfockerusus
vs
Dincht

186 cm
27
180 lbs
15 - 4 - 0

179 cm
25
174 lbs
17 - 9 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

- - - - - All Nutrients 160 - - - - -

Resistance
Gilop®

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Zell Dincht!
The judges for this bout are Aleksandr Martynov, Illya Tyunina and Konstantin Menshow.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fatherfockerusus feints and then cracks Dincht's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Dincht down.
Fatherfockerusus clobbers Dincht with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Dincht throws a leg kick but Fatherfockerusus checks it.
Dincht misses with a hook. Fatherfockerusus ducked under it nicely.
Dincht misses with a looping right.
Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dincht goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Fatherfockerusus throws a hook but Dincht avoids it easily.
Fatherfockerusus throws a shot from downtown. Dincht moves away and avoids it.
Fatherfockerusus missing with a left hand there. Dincht was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Fatherfockerusus connects with a body shot.
Dincht rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Fatherfockerusus connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Fatherfockerusus jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Dincht takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Fatherfockerusus swinging wildly here.
Fatherfockerusus looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Dincht tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Fatherfockerusus was well out of range. Poor timing from Dincht.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dincht slips a straight right by Fatherfockerusus.
Dincht lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Fatherfockerusus paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Dincht lets loose with a powerful body kick. Fatherfockerusus will feel that in the morning.
Fatherfockerusus on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Dincht throws a leg kick which misses Fatherfockerusus's front leg but catches the back leg as Fatherfockerusus tries to avoid it.
Dincht fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Fatherfockerusus throws a wild body kick that Dincht sees coming a mile off.
A shot to the liver by Dincht. Beautiful body shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Fatherfockerusus throws a push kick but Dincht slaps the foot to one side.
Dincht uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus misses with an attempted mid kick.
Fatherfockerusus moves out of range of the strikes.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus takes a swing at Dincht's ribcage but misses.
A big right from Dincht misses.

Dincht looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Fatherfockerusus makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Fatherfockerusus.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Dincht won't allow Fatherfockerusus to sweep him here.
Fatherfockerusus keeping moving, preventing Dincht from controlling successfully.
Fatherfockerusus is trying to control the position but Dincht postures up.
Dincht looking to pass the guard.

Fatherfockerusus working for a triangle but Dincht defends it easily.
Fatherfockerusus tries to land a sweep but no joy.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Dincht wants to control from the top but Fatherfockerusus keeps moving.
Dincht won't allow Fatherfockerusus to sweep him here.
Dincht trying to control but Fatherfockerusus is working from the bottom.
Dincht wants to pass the guard but Fatherfockerusus is keeping the position.
Dincht wants to control from the top but Fatherfockerusus keeps moving.

Fatherfockerusus working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Dincht doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Oh but Fatherfockerusus is tightening it up a little... Dincht has to be careful here... He's got his foot tucked under now, this looks tight! Dincht reacted too slowly and this one could be over in a matter of seconds! YES! Dincht taps out! Nice BJJ there by Fatherfockerusus!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus!
Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus took some time post fight to say the following; 'Second time ...I guess thats it!'.