PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ferbricio FaceFucker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gracie Drysdale (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). FaceFucker kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Facefucked by Cannibal Corpse. Drysdale has chosen Harvestor of sarrows by METALLICA as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the ring.

FaceFucker
vs
Drysdale

199 cm
25
278 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

196 cm
24
280 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Very quick

Good takedowns
Basic striking
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Ferbricio FaceFucker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Gracie Drysdale!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Marco Blurström and Anni Minnemäki.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Drysdale throws out a token jab with nothing on it.

Drysdale feints and as FaceFucker raises his hands in defense, Drysdale changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Drysdale sitting in guard here, content to control.

Drysdale is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Drysdale trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.

Drysdale thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.

Drysdale is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Drysdale is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
FaceFucker wants to stand but Drysdale is controlling the position.
FaceFucker is trying to control the position but Drysdale postures up.
Drysdale pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. FaceFucker is keeping the position for now.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Drysdale is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
FaceFucker keeping full guard, as Drysdale tries to pass.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Drysdale tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but FaceFucker swivels and escapes.
FaceFucker scoring well with a low kick there.
FaceFucker throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
FaceFucker pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Drysdale shoots in for a takedown but FaceFucker shows good takedown defense.
FaceFucker pulls out of a head kick attempt.

Drysdale throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. FaceFucker tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Drysdale is in FaceFucker's guard.
FaceFucker knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Drysdale on the ground.
FaceFucker can't keep his opponent in guard - Drysdale advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
FaceFucker is looking to control Drysdale's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can FaceFucker avoid being mounted?

Drysdale is working for a submission of some sort.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Drysdale is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.

Drysdale is working for a submission of some sort.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Drysdale is working for a kimura but FaceFucker is defending it quite comfortably.
Drysdale prevents FaceFucker from standing back up.

Drysdale wants to work for an arm triangle but FaceFucker is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Drysdale is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.

Drysdale is looking for a kimura here.

Drysdale seems to be looking for submissions.

Drysdale is looking for a kimura here.
FaceFucker trying to hold on to Drysdale's head to control him but Drysdale postures up.
Drysdale looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.

Drysdale is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, FaceFucker has managed to free his arm - good work.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Drysdale prevents FaceFucker from improving his position.
Drysdale is looking to advance position but FaceFucker won't allow it.

Drysdale is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and FaceFucker defends it well.
Drysdale looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.

Drysdale is looking for a kimura but FaceFucker is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Drysdale to get the leverage.
FaceFucker is pressing down on Drysdale's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
FaceFucker can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Drysdale controls the pace.
Drysdale wants to control from the top but FaceFucker keeps moving.
Drysdale looking to pass the guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Gracie Drysdale dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Drysdale shoots for a takedown but FaceFucker saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Gracie Drysdale seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Drysdale shoots in and bounces FaceFucker off the ropes to secure the takedown into guard.
FaceFucker keeping full guard, as Drysdale tries to pass.

Drysdale drops back looking for a leg! FaceFucker is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and FaceFucker manages to kick Drysdale off! Drysdale jumps back into FaceFucker's guard.
Drysdale postures up in FaceFucker's guard and throws a big left but FaceFucker blocks it.
FaceFucker trying to control the position.
Drysdale postures up in FaceFucker's guard and throws a big left but FaceFucker blocks it.
FaceFucker wants to get back to his feet but Drysdale is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
FaceFucker is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Drysdale drops back looking for a leg! FaceFucker is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and FaceFucker manages to kick Drysdale off! Drysdale jumps back into FaceFucker's guard.
Drysdale tries to free his leg and advance position but FaceFucker is retaining full guard.
FaceFucker is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Drysdale is controlling him.
FaceFucker utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Drysdale slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Drysdale trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Drysdale wants to control from the top but FaceFucker keeps moving.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Drysdale won't allow FaceFucker to get back to his feet.
Drysdale works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Drysdale trying to control from half guard but FaceFucker is working away.

Drysdale is sneakily working for an arm triangle but FaceFucker sees it coming and defends easily.
Drysdale thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.

Drysdale is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.

Drysdale is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. FaceFucker doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Drysdale.
Drysdale wants to pass the guard but FaceFucker is defending well.

Drysdale seems like he's working for an arm triangle here. He's freed his trapped foot and he's rotating nicely. FaceFucker is in big trouble! He's tapping out! This one is aaaaaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:56 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Gracie Drysdale!
During a confident post fight interview, Gracie Drysdale thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.