PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Dylan Beretta (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Izzy Stradlin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Beretta comes to the cage accompanied by Hed Pe Raise Hell. Dylan Beretta is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Beretta
vs
Stradlin

180 cm
18
200 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

186 cm
19
198 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Self confident

Decent wrestler
Brawler
Experienced

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Dylan Beretta!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Izzy Stradlin!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Lombardi, David Schapiro and John Roberts.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Stradlin looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for Beretta!
Stradlin in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Beretta is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!

Stradlin working for a guillotine from mount but Beretta is in no mood to give up.
Beretta regains half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Beretta is looking for a sweep. Stradlin is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Beretta is working hard here to advance position.
Beretta is trying to control but can't.
Stradlin is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Beretta tries to strike from the bottom but it doesn't land.

Stradlin thows an elbow strike that misses. Beretta gets hold of full guard and has managed to get a loose guillotine attempt. Stradlin doesn't seem too bothered but Beretta quickly shifts his position and has tightened the hold! Stradlin is in big trouble now - he's going a funny colour - he's tapping out! Nice finish there! Stradlin really should have spotted the danger earlier though... either incompetence or over-confidence has resulted in a big L on his record.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Dylan Beretta!
A relieved looking Dylan Beretta thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.