PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Krackin Yourface (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Keith Whipple (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Yourface comes into the arena with King of Kings blaring out of the sound system. Whipple has chosen On My Level as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Yourface
vs
Whipple

190 cm
27
161 lbs
5 - 2 - 1

194 cm
26
300 lbs
5 - 3 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

Powerful takedowns
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Krackin Yourface!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Keith Whipple!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Whipple misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Yourface really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Whipple ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Yourface moves away.
Yourface ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Whipple misses the shot to the body.

Whipple cracks Yourface with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Whipple has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Yourface to stand back up!

Yourface is rocked!

It looks like Krackin Yourface has been cut.
Keith Whipple seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A punch combination from Whipple misses.
Oh Yourface is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Whipple looks to land a combination but Yourface avoids it well.
Whipple slips a jab and a cross from Yourface.
A nice combination there by Yourface.

It looks like Keith Whipple has been cut.
Yourface uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Whipple.
Yourface avoids a punch combination nicely.
Whipple dodges the punch combination from Yourface.
Whipple throws a shot from downtown. Yourface moves away and avoids it.
Yourface dodges the punch combination from Whipple.
Yourface seems to have got his legs back now.
Whipple walks into a stiff left hand from Yourface.
No joy there for Whipple, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Yourface throws a right and a left that both miss.
Whipple takes a swing at Yourface's ribcage but misses.
Yourface misses with a series of wild punches.
Whipple misses with a jab, cross combination.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Yourface throws a series of punches but Whipple avoids them all with ease.
Whipple loads up on a big right hand but Yourface slips the punch.
Yourface will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Whipple misses with an uppercut. Yourface saw that one coming.
Yourface lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Yourface lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Whipple circles away quickly and effectively.
A big right followed by a crushing left from Whipple knocks Yourface out cold! Ouch - that one's going to be featured in highlight reels for years to come!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Keith Whipple!
Keith Whipple gave a mention to 5th Round Clothing in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).