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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dick Jokeonsole (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gust Ardvacados (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!
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207 lbs
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189 cm
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214 lbs
2 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Improved boxing
Inexperienced |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dick Jokeonsole!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Gust Ardvacados!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Cecil Peabody and Alan Glass.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ardvacados takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Jokeonsole is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Jokeonsole misses with a few strikes there.
Jokeonsole throws a sloppy head kick and Ardvacados moves out of range easily.
Ardvacados drives through with a takedown into guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Ardvacados controlling from the top position.
Ardvacados content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Ardvacados slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Jokeonsole wants to get back to his feet but Ardvacados is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Ardvacados controls from within his opponent's guard.
Jokeonsole avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Jokeonsole escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Ardvacados gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ardvacados is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Ardvacados stops Jokeonsole from standing up.
Jokeonsole is breathing heavily.
Jokeonsole working a defensive guard here.
Ardvacados pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Jokeonsole is keeping the position for now.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fight is doing enough on the ground.
Ardvacados scores with a takedown into Jokeonsole's guard.
Ardvacados wants to control from the top but Jokeonsole keeps moving.
Ardvacados pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Jokeonsole is keeping the position for now.
Ardvacados thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Ardvacados not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jokeonsole is trying to control the position but Ardvacados postures up.
Ardvacados slips nicely into half guard.
Ardvacados wants to take a breather but Jokeonsole is having none of it.
Ardvacados missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Ardvacados wants to take a breather but Jokeonsole is having none of it.
Jokeonsole is trying to get back to full guard.
Ardvacados looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Jokeonsole with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Jokeonsole wants to stand back up but Ardvacados manages to pass into side control.
Ardvacados controlling the position.
Jokeonsole is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Ardvacados has just dragged him back down to the mat.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Ardvacados shoots in and bounces Jokeonsole off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ardvacados controls from within his opponent's guard.
Ardvacados trying to control the position from guard on top but Jokeonsole is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Ardvacados throwing strikes from guard but Jokeonsole blocks nicely.
Jokeonsole looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Ardvacados trying to control the position from guard on top but Jokeonsole is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Jokeonsole trying to keep a closed guard but Ardvacados is proving a slippery customer.
Ardvacados trying to control the position from guard on top but Jokeonsole is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Jokeonsole connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Ardvacados decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Ardvacados stops Jokeonsole from getting back to his feet.
Jokeonsole tries to push off, looking to stand up, but Ardvacados manages to move to mount!
Jokeonsole keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Jokeonsole wants to control but Ardvacados is having none of it.
Jokeonsole defends a decent attempt at a guillotine from Ardvacados.
Jokeonsole is looking to get to half guard.
Ardvacados controlling the pace for now.
Jokeonsole wants to improve position but instead he's given up his back.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Gust Ardvacados dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
Jokeonsole fails with an attempt to clinch.
Ardvacados fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Dick Jokeonsole is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Ardvacados shoots in and drives through. Jokeonsole sprawls well.
A right-left combo lands from Jokeonsole.
Jokeonsole is looking to clinch but Ardvacados is avoiding it.
Jokeonsole looks to land a combination but Ardvacados avoids it well.
Jokeonsole is looking to clinch.
Jokeonsole keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Dick Jokeonsole has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Gust Ardvacados.
Ardvacados decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Ardvacados passes to full mount!
Ardvacados landing punches.
Jokeonsole is looking to improve his position but Ardvacados isn't that keen on the idea.
Ardvacados won't let Jokeonsole get back to his feet... He wants to keep the fight where it is for now.
Ardvacados is breathing heavily.
Jokeonsole tries to lock up and control but Ardvacados gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ardvacados is dominating on the ground here - he's now on his opponent's back, looking to sink in the hooks. Jokeonsole is in real trouble.
Jokeonsole is trying to stand back up.
Ardvacados avoiding Jokeonsole 's attempts to control his hands.
Ardvacados really has the hooks in deep now - there seems like no escape for Jokeonsole.
Jokeonsole trying to get back to his feet but Ardvacados is in full control for now.
Jokeonsole just trying to survive but Ardvacados is wriggling into a better position, looking to finish.
Ardvacados has Jokeonsole flattened out and is raining down punches.
Jokeonsole showing good submission defense here.
Ardvacados somehow managing to miss with a strike from the back.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ardvacados is looking cool and calm here, just waiting for a good opportunity to attack and finish the fight from this dominant position.
Ardvacados looking for the RNC.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Ardvacados is cranking Jokeonsole's head sideways - that looks painful. He's managed to get his other arm under the chin and this looks bad for Jokeonsole! He's tightened the choke and Jokeonsole is tapping out!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:37 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Gust Ardvacados!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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