PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mark Calaway (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Wade Stoker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Calaway comes into the arena with R.I.P. blaring out of the sound system. I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!

Calaway
vs
Stoker

208 cm
24
300 lbs
8 - 3 - 0

220 cm
24
299 lbs
10 - 5 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Hell's Balls Recovery (160)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Mark Calaway!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Wade Stoker!
The judges for this bout are Yves DeLean, Robert Douchet and Elvis Blanc.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stoker tries to work over Calaway's front leg with a kick but Calaway checks it.
Wade Stoker seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Stoker is looking to clinch but Calaway is avoiding it.
Stoker fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Calaway.
Stoker is looking to chop away at Calaway's legs.
Stoker fakes the leg kick and cracks Calaway in the body.
Stoker scores with a spinning back kick!
Calaway pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Stoker misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Calaway, as that shot connected.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Good shot there by Calaway.
Stoker connects with a solid leg kick.
Calaway jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Calaway has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Stoker.
Calaway uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Stoker.
Stoker connects with a solid leg kick.
Calaway misses with a looping right.
Stoker explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Calaway is breathing heavily.
Stoker scores with a head kick.
Calaway throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Stoker. Calaway shrugs it off though.
Stoker lands with an overhand left.

It looks like Mark Calaway has been cut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Stoker throws a quick inside leg kick.
A nice leg kick lands there from Stoker.
Stoker delivers a nice body kick.
Stoker takes a swing at Calaway's ribcage but misses.
Stoker connects with a solid leg kick.
Stoker lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Stoker throws a head kick but Calaway moves out of range.
Stoker throws a head kick that half lands.
Stoker lands with a thumping leg kick.

Stoker has managed to clinch.
Stoker blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Calaway is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
A short uppercut from Stoker.
Stoker lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Stoker lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stoker lands with a short head shot on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Calaway.
Calaway tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Calaway takes a shot to the head.
Stoker lands a hook that snaps the head of Calaway backwards.
Stoker stalling in the clinch.
A right hook to the body lands for Stoker.
Stoker pushes Calaway back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
A right handed body shot lands from Stoker.
Stoker lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Stoker works on Calaway's body with a couple of short punches.
Stoker scores with a shot to the side of Calaway's head.
Stoker is leaning against Calaway and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Stoker lands with a short shot to the head.
Stoker lands a hook to the side of the head.
Calaway tries to pull guard but Stoker holds him up against the cage and eventually Calaway drops back down to his feet.
Stoker lands a shoulder strike.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stoker scores with a nice hook to the head.
Stoker lands a nice uppercut.
Stoker scores with a hook to the body.
A nice right hand lands inside from Stoker.

Calaway is rocked!
Stoker lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Oh Calaway is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Stoker creates a bit of distance and cracks Calaway with a massive left hook! Calaway crumples out of camera shot, completely unconscious! He's been Nelmarked! Stoker stares at him for a moment then struts over to his corner, victorious.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Wade Stoker!
A very excited looking Wade Stoker made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.