PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Bam Blimm (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jason Bourne (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Blimm
vs
Bourne

185 cm
24
165 lbs
5 - 3 - 0

178 cm
23
165 lbs
6 - 5 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Bam Blimm!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Jason Bourne!
The judges for this bout are Alec Ball, Gregory Folan and Ian Loll.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Blimm tries to close the distance and clinch up but Bourne swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Bourne connects with a looping right hand.

It looks like Bam Blimm has been cut.
Blimm scores with a three punch combo!
Blimm lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.

It looks like Jason Bourne has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The fight stays on the outside here - Blimm looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Bourne throws a big shot that misses.
No joy there for Blimm, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Bourne misses the shot to the body.
Blimm tries to close the distance and clinch up but Bourne swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Blimm tries to clinch but Bourne is having none of it.
Some bone on bone action there as Blimm checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Bourne displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Blimm.
Bourne scores with a nice head shot.

Blimm has closed the distance and engaged Bourne in a clinch.
Blimm pushes Bourne back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
A short right from Bourne.
Blimm tries to land knees in the clinch but Bourne avoids the damage to the body.
Bourne gets through Blimm's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Still in the clinch, Bourne scores with a nice short uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Blimm trying to control the position but instead, Bourne has worked for underhooks and has pushed Blimm into the cage.
Blimm tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Bourne avoids it.
Bourne misses with a punch on the inside.

Blimm breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Bourne avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Blimm staying out of range there.
Bourne keeps the fight on the outside.
Bourne connects with a high kick.
Blimm tries to clinch up but Bourne circles away and keeps his distance.
Blimm lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Blimm.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Blimm misses with a jab, cross combination.
Bourne swats away the attempt to clinch by Blimm.
Blimm tries to clinch but Bourne moves out of range.
Blimm takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Blimm throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Bourne getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Bourne does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Blimm uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Bourne.
Bourne avoids the head kick by Blimm.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Bourne.
Blimm lands a jab to the nose.
Blimm throws a right hand that Bourne ducks under and follows up with a left that Bourne also avoids with ease.
Blimm throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Bourne misses with a looping right.
Blimm fails in his attempt to clinch.
Blimm tries to clinch up but Bourne circles away and keeps his distance.
Bourne avoids the head kick by Blimm.
Blimm is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Blimm throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Bourne's head.
Bourne works the jab nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Blimm defending well as Bourne loads up on a big left hand.
Bourne misses the body punch
and Blimm counters with a low kick, right behind Bourne 's knee.
Bourne uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Blimm.
Blimm misses with a few strikes there.
Bam Blimm seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Blimm looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Blimm throws a left and a right that both miss
and Bourne cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Blimm moves in looking to clinch but Bourne pushes him off.
Blimm looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Blimm tries to close the distance and clinch but Bourne swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Bourne moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Blimm moves out of range as Bourne strikes.
Bourne scores with a hook to the body. Blimm takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Bourne lands a slapping body shot.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bourne misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Blimm.

Blimm closes the distance and clinches.
Blimm trying to land knees to the body.
Come on Bourne - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Blimm missing with knees to the body.
Bourne managing to block the knees to the body from Blimm.
Bourne wants to stall.
Blimm is trying to break the clinch but Bourne has him pressed against the cage.
Bourne tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Blimm's elbow.
Bourne blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Bourne misses with some punches.
Bourne scores with a shoulder strike.
Bourne is trying to stall.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Bourne lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Bourne.
Blimm can't find room to land a body shot as Bourne controls the action.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Bam Blimm will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Bourne throws a head kick that half lands.
Bourne throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Bourne scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Bourne lands a nice leg kick that just misses Blimm's sensitive parts.
Bourne circles away from the clinch attempt.
Blimm throws a nice head kick!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Blimm ducks under a wild hook from Bourne.
Blimm tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Bourne paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Bourne looks for the body kick but Blimm saw that one coming.
Blimm uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Bourne.
Bam Blimm is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Blimm fails with an attempt to clinch.
A jab from Bourne misses.
Bourne lands a head shot.

Bam Blimm's cut is getting worse.
Bourne throws a sloppy head kick and Blimm moves out of range easily.
Bourne avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Jab, jab by Bourne - just one landing.
Blimm tries to clinch up but Bourne circles away and keeps his distance.
Blimm tries to clinch but Bourne is having none of it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bourne takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Blimm.
Some wild striking there from Blimm.
Bourne takes a head kick and shrugs it off.

Bourne closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Blimm misses with some punches.
Bourne throws a head punch that misses.
Bourne fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Bourne.
Bourne tries to stall but Blimm uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Blimm is stalling here.

Blimm breaks the clinch.
Bourne checks the leg kick.
Bourne misses with a straight left.
Blimm takes one to the chin there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bourne looks to throw the jab but Blimm is out of range.
Bourne fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Blimm is out of range.
Bourne blocks a head kick by Blimm.
Blimm moves out of range of the leg kick from Bourne.
Bourne misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Blimm.
Blimm slips under a jab.
Blimm takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Blimm tries to close the distance and clinch but Bourne swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Bourne pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Blimm gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Bourne.
Bourne lands a nice shot that snaps Blimm's head back.
Blimm rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Bourne connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Blimm is looking to clinch but Bourne is avoiding it.
Bourne blocks a head kick by Blimm.
Blimm takes a kick to the side of the head.

Blimm is rocked!
The fight stays on the outside here - Blimm looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Oh Blimm is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Blimm tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Blimm seems to have got his legs back now.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bourne lands with an uppercut that bounces Blimm off the cage and back into range.
Blimm tries to clinch there but Bourne circles away.
Blimm throws a right and a left that both miss.
Bourne misses with a looping right.
Blimm moves away from the strike by Bourne.
Bourne throws an overhand right that lands on Blimm's shoulder, as Blimm tries to avoid the shot.
Blimm rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Bourne moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Blimm tries to close the distance and clinch up but Bourne swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Bourne lunges at Blimm with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Blimm's hand.
Blimm lands with a slapping head kick.
A slow jab from Bourne misses its intended target.
Blimm takes one to the side of the head.

Bam Blimm's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bourne throws a nice head kick!
Blimm throws a sloppy head kick and Bourne moves out of range easily.
Bourne delivers a nice body kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fighters circling - Bourne throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Bourne takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Blimm tries to clinch up.
Bourne works the jab nicely.
Blimm tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Blimm tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Bourne manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Blimm rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Bourne moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Blimm ducks under a wild hook from Bourne.

Blimm gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Bourne pushes Blimm back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Blimm lands an elbow that stopped Bourne in his tracks for a moment.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.

Blimm breaks the clinch.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Blimm scores with a head kick. Bourne tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Bourne fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Blimm.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Jason Bourne will probably get the nod - 10:9.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Blimm's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

Blimm tries to clinch there but Bourne circles away.
Bourne misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Blimm dips to his left and cracks Bourne with an uppercut!
Blimm pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Jab by Bourne.
Bourne keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Crunch! Bourne slams his shin into Blimm's torso.
Bourne lands a nice looking body shot.
Blimm fails in his attempt to clinch.
Blimm misses with a head kick.
Blimm is looking to clinch.
Blimm fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Blimm darts in trying to clinch
and Bourne counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Blimm is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A clash of legs there as Bourne blocks the low kick.
Blimm throws a head kick that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bourne lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Bourne swats away the attempt to clinch by Blimm.
Blimm throws a head kick but Bourne moves out of range.
Bourne punishes Blimm's body with a nice straight punch.
Bourne looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Blimm is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Blimm throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
A jab from Blimm misses.
Bourne misses with a straight right.
Blimm throws a low kick, looking for Bourne's leg but Bourne calmly moves out of range.
Jason Bourne seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Bourne cracks the inside of Blimm's front leg.
Bourne scores with a head kick.
Bourne throws a head kick that misses.
A head kick misses from Blimm.
Some bone on bone action there as Bourne checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Blimm sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bourne swats away the attempt to clinch by Blimm.
A solid leg kick lands there for Bourne.
Blimm slips a straight right by Bourne.
Bourne avoids the head kick by Blimm.
Blimm is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Blimm connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Blimm throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Bourne circles away from the clinch attempt.
Bourne lands with a right hand.

Jeez, Bam Blimm's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Bourne connects with a looping right hand.
Blimm looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Blimm throws a low kick but Bourne avoids it.
Blimm on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Bourne throws a leg kick which misses Blimm's front leg but catches the back leg as Blimm tries to avoid it.

Bourne fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Blimm, pushing him back against the cage.
Blimm stalling in the clinch but Bourne improves position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bourne is trying to maintain a safe position but Blimm gets an underhook and turns Bourne into the cage.
Come on Bourne - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Blimm looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Blimm tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Bourne avoids it.
Blimm tries to break the clinch but Bourne is controlling the position.
Bam Blimm has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Bourne lands with a right to the head.
A battle for position here, against the cage.

Blimm breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Blimm.
Bourne misses with a hook.
Bourne misses with a looping right.
Bourne swats away the attempt to clinch by Blimm.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bourne jabs Blimm right on the nose. Blimm blinks but takes it well.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Bam Blimm's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:14 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Jason Bourne!
After the big win, Jason Bourne made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Hell's Balls Recovery (160) and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.