PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Robert Eichstaedt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Raging Douche (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Eichstaedt kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Klaxons- Gravity Rainbow. Robert Eichstaedt has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Eichstaedt
vs
Douche

170 cm
31
145 lbs
18 - 9 - 0

150 cm
29
130 lbs
21 - 5 - 1

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Very strong

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Robert Eichstaedt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 5 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Raging Douche!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Daniel Franklin and Wesley Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Douche lands with an uppercut that bounces Eichstaedt off the ropes and back into range.
Raging Douche seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Douche tries a head kick but it misses.
Douche takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Douche lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Nice cross by Douche.

It looks like Robert Eichstaedt has been cut.
Douche lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Eichstaedt misses with a jab, cross combination.
Douche on the wrong end of a nice jab.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Douche scores with a punch to the head.
Eichstaedt uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Douche.
Douche throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Eichstaedt avoids the body shot from Douche.
A punch combination from Eichstaedt misses.
Eichstaedt pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Douche dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Douche misses with a jab to the body

and Eichstaedt holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Douche looking to stall.
Douche avoids a wild elbow strike from Eichstaedt.
Eichstaedt is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Douche is defending well for now.
Douche lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Douche lands with a light punch inside.
Douche is leaning against Eichstaedt and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Douche.

Douche breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Eichstaedt takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Eichstaedt looks to throw the jab but Douche is out of range.
Eichstaedt takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Eichstaedt tries to clinch
and Douche counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Eichstaedt is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Douche lands a big head kick that sends Eichstaedt to the canvas! Douche follows up with strikes from the mount that forces the ref to step in and stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Raging Douche!
Raging Douche was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.