PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Maukka Moukuttaja (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Manfred E Toeson Esq (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Moukuttaja kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Born to be alive. Toeson Esq comes into a darkened arena with his song building. I Am the Walrus kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!

Moukuttaja
vs
E Toeson Esq

225 cm
21
289 lbs
12 - 2 - 0

187 cm
23
215 lbs
11 - 4 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

SPARTA FIGHTWARE-GTI

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Maukka Moukuttaja!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Manfred E Toeson Esq!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Toeson Esq slips a jab from Moukuttaja.
Moukuttaja throws a series of punches but Toeson Esq avoids them all with ease.
The crowd cheers as Moukuttaja lands an impressive looking overhand right. Toeson Esq doesn't seem phased though.
Toeson Esq throws a push kick but Moukuttaja slaps the foot to one side.
Moukuttaja throws a series of punches but Toeson Esq avoids them all with ease.
Moukuttaja takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Toeson Esq does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Moukuttaja fails to land with a series of punches.
Moukuttaja throws a sloppy head kick
and Toeson Esq counters with a head kick. That will keep Moukuttaja thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Toeson Esq bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Toeson Esq steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Moukuttaja.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Moukuttaja, as that shot connected.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Toeson Esq, right into the meat.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Moukuttaja throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Moukuttaja bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Toeson Esq throws a head kick but Moukuttaja moves out of range.
Toeson Esq fails with a takedown attempt.
Moukuttaja thows a body shot but no joy.
An inside leg kick lands from Toeson Esq.
Toeson Esq throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Moukuttaja dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Toeson Esq has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Toeson Esq there as he acknowledges the shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Moukuttaja lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Toeson Esq at a distance.
Moukuttaja slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Toeson Esq misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Moukuttaja.
A left lands for Moukuttaja.

Toeson Esq is rocked!
Moukuttaja looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Moukuttaja misses with a hook.
Moukuttaja bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Toeson Esq's head backwards.
Toeson Esq is still on wobbly legs! Can Moukuttaja finish him?
Moukuttaja finds Toeson Esq's off switch, with a big overhand right that connects perfectly to the side of the head! Toeson Esq flops back against the cage, eyes gazing into the distance. Moukuttaja lands an unnecessary shot before the referee has time to step in and end the fight. Brutal stuff but I'm sure Toeson Esq will be OK.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Maukka Moukuttaja!
A very excited looking Maukka Moukuttaja rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.