PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Andy Wuzz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fjodor Fedja (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wuzz comes into the arena with Lützenkirchen - German Kiss blaring out of the sound system. Fedja has chosen The Sex Pistols - Anarchy in the UK as his entrance music. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Fjodor Fedja was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Wuzz
vs
Fedja

187 cm
28
210 lbs
31 - 17 - 0

192 cm
28
215 lbs
21 - 12 - 1

Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 31 - 17 - 0, fighting out of London, Andy Wuzz!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 12 - 1, fighting out of London, Fjodor Fedja!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fedja swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Andy Wuzz seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fedja lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Wuzz at a distance.
Fedja is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.

Wuzz feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Wuzz wants to pass the guard but Fedja is keeping the position.
Fedja trying to punch from his back but it's not doing any damage.
Wuzz pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Fedja is keeping the position for now.
Fedja avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.

Fedja wriggles free and stands up.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Wuzz fails to land with a series of punches.
Wuzz walks into a straight right hand from Fedja.
Fedja works Wuzz's body with a nice hook.
Fedja lands a nice shot that snaps Wuzz's head back.
Fedja stuffs the takedown attempt from Wuzz. Wuzz gets slowly back to his feet.
Fedja pounces like a tiger and cracks Wuzz with a vicious hook! Wuzz is down but not out! Fedja follows up with more strikes forcing the ref to jump in and stop it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Fjodor Fedja!
Fjodor Fedja is the new light heavyweight champion!
A very excited looking Fjodor Fedja made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.