PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Arshak Yesayan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Crazy Crusher (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Yesayan comes to the cage accompanied by I will fuck you hard. Arshak Yesayan has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Yesayan
vs
Crusher

225 cm
18
185 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

170 cm
25
190 lbs
0 - 1 - 1

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Self confident

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Determined

Crushed Designs (90% return on laundry service)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Arshak Yesayan!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Crazy Crusher!
The judges for this bout are Aafke Stam, Paul Aken and Radbod Blank.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Crusher bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Yesayan's head.
Crusher throws a jab when Yesayan was well out of range.
Crusher is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Yesayan.
Crusher misses with a hook
and Yesayan counters with a leg kick.

Crusher closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Yesayan to the mat! Yesayan manages to get full guard.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Crusher loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Yesayan is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Crusher really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Yesayan. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.

Yesayan manages to escape and get back to his feet.
Crusher swings widly with a right hand
and Yesayan counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Crusher is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Yesayan keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Crusher cracks Yesayan with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.

Yesayan is rocked!
Crusher misses with a right hand
and Yesayan counters with a body kick.
Oh Yesayan is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Crusher misses with a right hand
and Yesayan counters with a head kick.
Crusher avoids the head kick by Yesayan.
A telegraphed right hand from Crusher misses the target.
Crazy Crusher seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Yesayan defending well as Crusher loads up on a big left hand.
Crusher fakes the body blow, causing Yesayan to drop his hands! Left hook to the temple! Yesayan goes stiff, and falls face first into the mat. Goodnight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Crazy Crusher!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Crazy Crusher waved his t-shirt featuring Crushed Designs (90% return on laundry service)'s logo in front of the cameras.