PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Starship Pain (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Brett Rogers (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pain comes to the cage accompanied by Decisive Battle. Rogers has chosen Rohff feat Big Ali - Dirty Houss as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Pain
vs
Rogers

195 cm
28
277 lbs
34 - 8 - 1

194 cm
28
290 lbs
15 - 15 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Granite chin

160!

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Revolution Fatigues

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 34 - 8 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Starship Pain!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Brett Rogers!
The judges for this bout are Robert Douchet, Trevor Gratis and William Peck.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pain tried to score with a low kick but Rogers checks it.
Pain misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Rogers.
Rogers fails with an attempt to clinch.
Rogers buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.

Pain closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Rogers is trying to improve his position.
Rogers manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.
Rogers has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Pain is working away from the top position though.
Pain working over Rogers with some ground and pound. Rogers looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Rogers avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Pain.
Pain is trying to control. Rogers wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Pain sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Rogers defending well though.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pain missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Pain wants to free his trapped foot but Rogers is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Pain thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Rogers's head.
Pain is nestled in close to Rogers, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Pain throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Pain missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Rogers pushes Pain off looking to stand but Pain dives back in and keeps control.
Pain is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Rogers!
Pain landing strikes from the mount and Rogers is in trouble!
Rogers takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Rogers wants to hold on but Pain pushes him away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pain can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Rogers is looking to escape.
Rogers really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Pain. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Pain in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.

It looks like Brett Rogers has been cut.
Pain lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
Pain in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Pain thowing strikes but they're hitting the gloves, not doing any damage.
Pain scoring with strikes but Rogers is staying in there.
Pain scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Rogers?

That has opened up Brett Rogers's cut even more.
Pain postures up and throws a massive shot that knocks Rogers out cold! Two more strikes to his unconscious opponent for good luck and this one is all over! Pain goes absolutely crazy with his corner! Wow, you can see how much that win means to him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Starship Pain!
Starship Pain retains his super heavyweight title!
Starship Pain seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.