PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rene Bombom (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Francis Inzaghi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bombom comes to the cage accompanied by Black Eyed Peas - Boom Boom Pow. Inzaghi comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Kanye West - Jesus Walks kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Bombom
vs
Inzaghi

225 cm
26
324 lbs
12 - 4 - 0

202 cm
25
286 lbs
11 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Very quick

Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Happy Pills

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Rene Bombom!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Francis Inzaghi!
The judges for this bout are Ryoma Takatsuka, Colin Fray and Paul Gruel.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bombom takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Bombom tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Inzaghi is able to avoid easily.
Bombom doesn't manage to clinch there - Inzaghi circles away.
Bombom goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Bombom misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Inzaghi counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Inzaghi looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Rene Bombom seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Inzaghi has closed the distance and engaged Bombom in a clinch.
Inzaghi throws a punch but it's blocked by Bombom.
Inzaghi lands a body punch in the clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bombom blocking some punches.
Inzaghi dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Bombom blocking some punches.
Inzaghi trying to control the position but instead, Bombom has worked for underhooks and has pushed Inzaghi into the cage.
Bombom using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Inzaghi has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Inzaghi fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
With the fighters up against the cage, Bombom throws an elbow but misses.
Inzaghi lands with a light punch inside.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A short right from Bombom.
Inzaghi tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Bombom's elbow.
A nice right hand lands inside from Inzaghi.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Bombom's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Bombom prevents a body shot from Inzaghi.
Inzaghi blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Bombom tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Bombom softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Inzaghi lands a body shot.
Inzaghi digs a right hand underneath Bombom's ribcage. Bombom let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Inzaghi tries to break the clinch but Bombom is controlling the position.
Bombom looks to throw an elbow but misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bombom throws an elbow that misses.
Inzaghi dodges an elbow strike from Bombom.
Inzaghi lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A hook to the body from Inzaghi.
Bombom is breathing heavily.
Inzaghi lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Inzaghi working some nice short punches in the clinch.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Inzaghi creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Inzaghi working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Inzaghi lands with a short shot to the head.
Inzaghi struggles to land a body shot inside as Bombom controls his hands.

Inzaghi breaks the clinch.
Inzaghi throws the left hand but Bombom avoids the punch easily.
Inzaghi lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.

Inzaghi instigates a clinch.
Inzaghi tries to throw a body punch but Bombom avoids it by throwing Inzaghi back against the cage.
Inzaghi lands a nice uppercut.
Inzaghi controlling the action here for a moment.
A shot in the inside from Inzaghi.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Inzaghi is trying to stall.
Inzaghi can't find room to land a body shot as Bombom controls the action.

Inzaghi manages to break the clinch.

Bombom rushes Inzaghi and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Inzaghi stalling the fight.
Bombom misses with a knee to the head.
Bombom tries to land a knee to the head but Inzaghi blocks with his arms.
Inzaghi misses with a body punch.
Inzaghi lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Bombom or not.
Inzaghi lands a right hand.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Inzaghi stalling.
Bombom prevents a body shot from Inzaghi.
Inzaghi digs a right hand underneath Bombom's ribcage. Bombom let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Inzaghi lands with a left to the head.
Inzaghi digs a right hand underneath Bombom's ribcage. Bombom let out a lung full of air as it connected.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Inzaghi works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Inzaghi scores with a hook to the body.
Inzaghi is working Bombom over against the cage.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Inzaghi.
A short right from Inzaghi.

Inzaghi breaks the clinch.
Bombom avoids a punch combination nicely.
Inzaghi chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Bombom has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Inzaghi finds it's way round the side to connect with Bombom's head.
Inzaghi drops Bombom with a huge uppercut! Bombom drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes. Inzaghi is raining down punches and the ref stops the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Francis Inzaghi!
Francis Inzaghi tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.