PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Blithering Idiot (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Troy Cantwin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cantwin has chosen Whispers In The Dark as his entrance music. Cantwin has a pretty significant injury - he really shouldn't be fighting right now but he's a warrior and he's here none the less! Troy Cantwin looks lathargic as he enters the arena. Wake up son, you're about to have a fight!

Idiot
vs
Cantwin

180 cm
29
167 lbs
11 - 0 - 0

174 cm
28
192 lbs
7 - 4 - 0

Excellent boxer
KO power

Counter striker
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Blithering Idiot!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Troy Cantwin!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Blasius, Radbod Blank and Albert Achterberg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Idiot gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Cantwin looks gassed!
Idiot is stalling here.
Idiot scores with a hook to the body.
Idiot lands with a right to the head.
Idiot has had enough of the clinch but Cantwin keeps him there for the moment.
Idiot lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Cantwin or not.
A short uppercut from Idiot.
Idiot wants to break the clinch but can't.
Cantwin prevents Idiot from breaking the clinch.
Cantwin letting Idiot take a breather here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Idiot has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
A frustrated look appears on Idiot's face as he tries to break the clinch.

Idiot breaks from the clinch.

Idiot gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Idiot wants to get back to striking at distance but Cantwin won't allow it.
Idiot wants to break the clinch but can't.
Idiot stalls.
Idiot lands a nice uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Idiot.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Idiot.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Idiot.

That has opened up Troy Cantwin's cut even more.
Cantwin keeps control of Idiot as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Idiot taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Idiot pushes Cantwin back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A short left from Idiot.
Idiot wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.

Idiot breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Idiot throws a jab when Cantwin was well out of range.
A punch lands to the side of Cantwin 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Idiot throws a shot to the body.
Blithering Idiot seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Idiot gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Idiot throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Cantwins head.

Cantwin is rocked!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Idiot is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Cantwin is still on wobbly legs! Can Idiot finish him?
A left hand lands to the body for Idiot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Nice body punch from Idiot.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Idiot is pushing Cantwin up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Idiot throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Blithering Idiot dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Troy Cantwin's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Idiot moves into the clinch.
Cantwin seems to have recovered his senses.
Idiot lands a shoulder strike.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Idiot lands with a short shot to the head.
Idiot dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.

Idiot breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.

Idiot scores a knockdown with a big right hand! Cantwin beats the count and gets back to his feet. The referee asks him to walk forwards and it appears he is OK so we'll continue the bout.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

Idiot has taken the fight to the clinch.
Cantwin is breathing heavily.
Idiot controlling the action here for a moment.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Idiot pushes Cantwin back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Idiot slowing the pace effectively.
Idiot drops Cantwin with a massive uppercut from the clinch! Oh my word, Cantwin is out cold! What a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:36 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Blithering Idiot!
Blithering Idiot managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, GameBred 160, into his post fight interview.