PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Chowmein Wok (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Andy Robertson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Wok
vs
Robertson

203 cm
25
270 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

198 cm
25
256 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Decent elbows
Good chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Chowmein Wok!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Andy Robertson!
The judges for this bout are Hirohito Nitta, Shigeki Fujiwara and Yuuki Gou.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Robertson takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Wok misses with a wild body shot.
Wok moves out of range as Robertson throws a body kick.
Robertson checks a leg kick.
Wok throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Robertson lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Robertson keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Wok throws a leg kick that misses.
Wok throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Robertson sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Robertson lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Wok chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Robertson can pounce on him.
Wok walks into a straight right hand from Robertson.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Robertson lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Wok has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Wok and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Robertson misses with a two punch combination.
Robertson throws a wild body kick that Wok sees coming a mile off.
A punch lands to the side of Robertson 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Andy Robertson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Robertson swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Wok blocks a low kick nicely.
Robertson throws a sloppy head kick and Wok moves out of range easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Robertson throws a head kick but Wok moves out of range.
Robertson misses with a low kick.
A clash of legs there as Wok blocks the low kick.
Wok throws a leg kick that is checked
and Robertson counters with a body kick that stops Wok in his tracks momentarily.
Robertson checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Robertson throws a sloppy head kick and Wok moves out of range easily.
Wok thumps Robertson with a low kick.
Robertson feints and then cracks Wok's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Wok down.
Wok lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Wok checks a low kick from Robertson.
Robertson throws a nice outside leg kick.
Robertson throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Wok takes a body punch but keeps moving.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Wok ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Wok chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Robertson can pounce on him.
Wok moves out of range of the body kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wok blocks a jab.
Robertson misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Robertson throws a half hearted mid kick.
Wok lands a leg kick that knocks Robertson off balance momentarily.
Robertson throws a sloppy head kick and Wok moves out of range easily.
Robertson looks gassed!
Robertson pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Wok lands a nice looking body kick.
Wok throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
A shot to the liver by Wok. Beautiful body shot.
Robertson throws a right hand that misses
and Wok counters with a low kick, right behind Robertson 's knee.
Wok throws a leg kick but Robertson moved away.
Robertson uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Wok.
Wok lands a body shot.
Robertson tried to score with a low kick but Wok checks it.
An inside leg kick lands from Robertson.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wok scores with a push kick.
Wok scores with a nice body kick.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Wok - that will leave a mark!
Robertson tries a head kick but it misses.
Wok throws a front kick that sends Robertson stumbling back into the cage.
The fighters circle momentarily. Wok darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A lazy left from Wok finds it's target.
Wok slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Wok scores with a push kick.
Wok is looking to slow Robertson down with leg kicks.
Robertson displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Wok throws out the jab.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Wok, right into the meat.
Wok avoids a kick to the body.
Wok is looking to slow Robertson down with leg kicks.
Wok displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Robertson throws out the jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wok scores with a kick to the body.
Robertson closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Robertson throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Wok throws a quick inside leg kick.
Wok lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Wok tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Robertson was well out of range. Poor timing from Wok.
Robertson throws a leg kick that is checked
and Wok counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Wok thows a body shot but no joy.
Wok throws out a powerful jab.
Robertson blocks a leg kick.
Robertson throws a sloppy head kick and Wok moves out of range easily.
Wok misses with a wild body shot.
Wok lands a jab.
Robertson drops his hands momentarily and Wok takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Robertson ducks under a wild hook from Wok.
Robertson checks the leg kick nicely there.
Wok throws a front kick aimed at Robertson's knee but Robertson avoids it well.
Robertson's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Robertson misses with a low kick.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Robertson.
Robertson throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Robertson has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Wok.
Wok throws the kick towards the body but Robertson avoids it.
Wok is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
A low kick from Robertson misses
and Wok counters with a thumping low kick.
Robertson keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Robertson throws a leg kick but Wok checks it.
Robertson tried to score with a low kick but Wok checks it.
Wok misses with a body kick.
Wok throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Robertson tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
Wok walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Robertson checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Wok moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Robertson throws a head kick that misses.
Robertson takes a jab right on the kisser.
Wok throws a leg kick which misses Robertson's front leg but catches the back leg as Robertson tries to avoid it.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Wok cracks the inside of Robertson's front leg.
Robertson moves out of range as Wok throws a body kick.
Wok cracks Robertson with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Wok throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Wok, right into the meat.
Nice body kick there by Wok.
Wok is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Robertson.
Robertson takes a kick to the side of the head.
Wok avoids the head kick by Robertson.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Wok lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Robertson keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
An inside leg kick from Wok misses.
Wok blocks a jab.
Wok throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Wok connects with a good right hand that stumbles Robertson. Robertson circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Wok fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Robertson on the side of the head.
Wok tries a low kick but Robertson avoids it.
Robertson looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Wok chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Robertson can pounce on him.
Robertson blocks a jab.
Robertson is the more experienced fighter here and he's going to need to draw on some of that experience if he's going to pull this one out the bag.
Robertson connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Wok takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Wok with a nice cross.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Wok loads up on a big right hand but Robertson slips the punch.
Wok lands a really nice looking cross but Robertson seems unphased.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Robertson lands with a thumping leg kick.
Robertson lands with a nice body punch.
Robertson lands a head shot.
Wok takes a swing at Robertson's ribcage but misses.
Robertson turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Robertson misses with a low kick.
Wok is looking to chop away at Robertson's legs.
Robertson checks a leg kick.
Robertson checks a leg kick nicely.
Wok looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Robertson throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Wok.
Wok feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Robertson's calf.
Wok checks the leg kick nicely there.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Robertson misses with a low kick as Wok jumps back.
A nice inside leg kick there by Wok. That's going to slow Robertson down.
Wok throws a head kick that misses.
Wok avoids a kick to the body.
Wok misses with a straight right.
A bone on bone clash there as Wok blocks the leg kick.
Robertson goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Andy Robertson has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Wok missing with a left hand there. Robertson was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Wok looks to score with a jab to the body but Robertson is just out of range.
Good work by Wok as he checks the leg kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Robertson scores with a kick to the body.
A big right from Robertson misses.
Wok lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Wok is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Robertson.

And that's the end of the fight!
Chowmein Wok showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Wok has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Hirohito Nitta scores the fight for Chowmein Wok!
Judge Shigeki Fujiwara scores the fight for Chowmein Wok!
Judge Yuuki Gou scores the fight for Chowmein Wok!

Chowmein Wok wins by unanimous decision!
After winning the bout, Chowmein Wok thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.