PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dimitry McFarlen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nameless One (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the fighters buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

McFarlen
vs
One

201 cm
27
279 lbs
21 - 6 - 0

200 cm
31
282 lbs
21 - 12 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Olympic wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

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Hell's Balls Recovery (160)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dimitry McFarlen!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Nameless One!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Frank Antenori and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McFarlen goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.

McFarlen forces One back against the cage and clinches.
McFarlen tries a body shot but One blocks it.
McFarlen tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and One avoids it.
McFarlen has a couple of punches blocked by One.

McFarlen is fighting off a takedown attempt but One is just too persistent for him and manages to trip McFarlen to the mat. McFarlen regains guard as soon as the fighters hit the mat.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
One trying to control the position from guard on top but McFarlen is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
One postures up in McFarlen's guard and throws a big left but McFarlen blocks it.
One passes easily into side control. Nice work.
McFarlen wants to get back to his feet.
McFarlen is trying to get back to half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
One sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but McFarlen is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position.
McFarlen is pushing One's head away, looking to escape. One manages to hold on to the position though.

One is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, McFarlen has escaped the position, nice work there.

One is trying to get an arm triangle but McFarlen is defending well.
One has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
One cracks McFarlen with a big elbow.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
One working the strikes but McFarlen uses the opportunity to regain half guard.
One throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
McFarlen blocking the ground and pound attempt from One.
One thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
One seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
One missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
One throwing shots but McFarlen is blocking nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
One missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
One thows a huge punch but McFarlen dodges it nicely.
One thows a huge punch but McFarlen dodges it nicely.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
One prevents McFarlen from improving his position.
One passes to full mount!
One working the ground and pound effectively.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McFarlen blocking the ground and pound.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
One thowing shots but they're missing.
One landing shots from mount.
One throws a strike there. McFarlen manages to avoid it well and slips a leg under to get to half guard.
One passes the guard and advances to mount!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
One landing shots from mount.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Nameless One dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

One lands with a hook. McFarlen tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
McFarlen tries to land a body kick
and One counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
McFarlen's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and McFarlen duly obliges.
McFarlen dips to his left and cracks One with an uppercut!
A slow jab from One misses its intended target.

One changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. McFarlen looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Nameless One has got the better of the ground game so far.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
One postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.

One tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.

One tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no One has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!

That's one minute gone in the round.
One misses with the ground and pound.

One tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
One scoring with punches from side control.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
One prevents McFarlen from escaping the position.
One sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but McFarlen is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position.
One fails to land a wild elbow strike.
One tries to score with some ground and pound. McFarlen controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage.
One throws a strike aimed at the side of McFarlen's head but McFarlen avoids it well.
One throwing shots but missing, from side control.
McFarlen is looking for a sweep.

One working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
One with the ground and pound but McFarlen regains half guard under the barage of strikes.
McFarlen blocking the ground and pound attempt from One.
One throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.

One is looking for a kimura here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
One prevents McFarlen from improving his position.
McFarlen wants to get back to his feet.

One is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
One moves into full mount! McFarlen won't be happy about that!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Nameless One showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

A bone on bone clash there as One blocks the leg kick.
McFarlen throws a sloppy head kick and One moves out of range easily.
McFarlen tries to clinch but One is having none of it.
A big left from One misses.
One throws a leg kick which misses McFarlen's front leg but catches the back leg as McFarlen tries to avoid it.
McFarlen scores with a hook.
McFarlen throws the kick towards the body but One avoids it.
McFarlen misses with a body shot.
One misses with a wild body shot.
McFarlen is looking to score with low kicks.

One closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
One prevents McFarlen from standing back up.
One throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.

That's one minute gone in the round.
One not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
One is just content to waste time from the top position. McFarlen takes advantage of the situation and regains full guard.
McFarlen working a defensive guard here.
One throws a strike but McFarlen rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.

McFarlen gets to his feet - One follows without any prompting.
One throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Dimitry McFarlen is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A telegraphed right hand from McFarlen misses the target.
One avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
One lands a body shot.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by One.
One throws a hook to the side of McFarlen's head but McFarlen sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
One fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
McFarlen digs a good hook to One's body.
A head kick misses from McFarlen.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
McFarlen ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Nice takedown defense from McFarlen. No joy for One on that attempt.
McFarlen looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
McFarlen looking to land some kicks to the body here.
McFarlen misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from One.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A head kick from McFarlen lands but One takes it in his stride.
McFarlen misses with a kick to the body
and One counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps McFarlen thinking.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
McFarlen throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
McFarlen pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
McFarlen blocks a leg kick.
McFarlen jabbing away but nothing is landing.
One pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
McFarlen throws a predictable looking body shot
and One counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
McFarlen throws a sloppy head kick and One moves out of range easily.
One lands a nice looking kick to the body. McFarlen takes a step back to recover.
One tests McFarlen's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
One tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McFarlen tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and One is able to avoid easily.
One defending well as McFarlen loads up on a big left hand.

McFarlen instigates a clinch.
One lands a nice shot to the body.
One lands a hook to the side of the head.

It looks like Dimitry McFarlen has been cut.
McFarlen trying to land knees to the body.
McFarlen is pressed up against the cage. One has hold of a leg and is looking to drag McFarlen down to the mat. McFarlen avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Dimitry McFarlen has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Nameless One.
One looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
One shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts McFarlen as he jumps to the side.
One tries for a takedown but McFarlen sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
One stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
A head kick misses from One.
McFarlen is looking to wear down One with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
McFarlen goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close third round but Nameless One just about did enough to take it.
The cut man is working on Dimitry McFarlen's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

One digs a good hook to McFarlen's body.
McFarlen tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
McFarlen swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by One.
McFarlen takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
McFarlen stuffs the takedown attempt from One. One gets slowly back to his feet.
One avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
One blocks a head kick by McFarlen.
The fighters circle momentarily. McFarlen darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
One takes a body punch but keeps moving.
McFarlen scores with a push kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
McFarlen throws a body punch but One moves out of range.
McFarlen throws a left and a right that both miss
and One counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over.
McFarlen ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McFarlen looks to score with a jab to the body but One is just out of range.
That kick from One tenderised McFarlen's leg. McFarlen is trying to keep his angry face on.
One lands a front kick.
McFarlen tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. One manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
One lands a nice hook to McFarlen's body. McFarlen takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
A slow jab from McFarlen misses its intended target.
McFarlen catches One with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
One misses with a straight left.
McFarlen throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
McFarlen moves in looking to clinch but One pushes him off.
One scores with a hook to the body. McFarlen takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
One fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
One blocks a head kick by McFarlen.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Horrible takedown by One or perhaps it was just good defense by McFarlen which made him look bad.
Dimitry McFarlen has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Nameless One.
One shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
McFarlen throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
One blocks a head kick by McFarlen.
McFarlen cracks One with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
This has been an exciting period of action!
One lands a leg kick that knocks McFarlen off balance momentarily.
McFarlen throws a sloppy head kick and One moves out of range easily.
McFarlen tries to close the distance and clinch but One swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from One.
One swats away the attempt to clinch by McFarlen.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McFarlen takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
One explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
One thows a body shot but no joy.
One misses the shot to the body.
One keeps the fight on the outside.
One throws a nice inside leg kick.
One misses with a low kick.
One shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts McFarlen as he jumps to the side.
McFarlen lands a high kick!
McFarlen walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. One checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.

One shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in McFarlen's guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
One postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
McFarlen keeping full guard, as One tries to pass.
One postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
One stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. McFarlen swivels though and keeps the full guard.
McFarlen is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst One is controlling him.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
One looking to pass the guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close fourth round but Nameless One will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Dimitry McFarlen's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

McFarlen lands a lovely overhand right.
Dimitry McFarlen is winning the standup battle so far.
McFarlen swings for the body but One moves out of range.
McFarlen fails to land with a series of punches.
One walks into a straight right hand from McFarlen.
McFarlen takes a swing at One's ribcage but misses.
McFarlen connects with a nice looking jab.
One scoring well with a low kick there.
One scores with a kick to the body.
A jab from McFarlen misses.
One scores with a jab. McFarlen acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
McFarlen is on the wrong end of a nice combination from One.
Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - an gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt.

McFarlen closes the distance and pushes One back into the cage.
McFarlen with a knee to the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McFarlen tried to land a shot to the body but connects with One's elbow.
One blocks an uppercut.
A right hand to the body from One.
One throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
One pushes McFarlen back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.

One escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

McFarlen gets caught napping as One dives in and scores a takedown. McFarlen manages to retain guard.
One scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
One throwing strikes but missing.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
One throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as McFarlen works some decent striking defense from the bottom.

One drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but McFarlen manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now One has McFarlen in his guard.
Dimitry McFarlen has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McFarlen won't allow One to sweep him here.
One lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for McFarlen!
One thuds his fist into the canvas! Oooouch!
McFarlen tries to get back to half guard but can't.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
One putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
One throwing strikes here but McFarlen is writhing around nicely and avoiding any serious damage.

One working for a guillotine from mount but McFarlen is in no mood to give up.

One goes for an armbar but he's not got it… McFarlen turns into him and now he's in One's guard.
McFarlen works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Nameless One is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
One wants to get back to full guard.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

One is defending against the submission attempts here by McFarlen.
McFarlen throwing shots but One is blocking nicely.
One moves into full guard.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
McFarlen postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.

McFarlen postures up as if he's going to throw some strikes but drops back for an ankle! One is in big trouble! He looks ready to tap! But no, he's escaped and dives on top of McFarlen, into his guard.

And that's the end of the fight!
Nameless One comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got One winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 45:50
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 45:50
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 45:50

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Nameless One!
Nameless One is the new heavyweight champion!
Our winner, Nameless One, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.