PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between DoA Winner (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and To Kill Time (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that To Kill Time was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Winner
vs
Kill Time

150 cm
18
209 lbs
0 - 4 - 0

150 cm
25
130 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

Counter striker
Self confident

Counter striker
Determined

GameBred 160

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, DoA Winner!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, To Kill Time!
The judges for this bout are Albert Achterberg, Paul Aken and Daniel Blasius.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Winner misses with a shot to the body
and Time counters with a nice body shot.
Time scores with a shot to the body.
Time tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Winner was well out of range. Poor timing from Time.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Time punishes Winner's body with a nice straight punch.
Winner looks to score with a jab to the body but Time is just out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Winner misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Time.
Winner fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Time manages to avoid it.
Time throws a body punch but Winner moves out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Winner throws a predictable looking body shot
and Time counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Winner fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Time manages to avoid it.
Winner keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Time scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Winner thows a body shot but no joy.
Time looks to score with a jab to the body but Winner is just out of range.
Time comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
A looping hook to the body misses from Time. Winner does a little dance to reset his feet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Time swings for the body but Winner moves out of range.
Time throws a body punch but Winner moves out of range.
Time misses the shot to the body.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Winner throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

To Kill Time dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Winner misses with a body punch
and Time counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Winner thinking.
Winner misses the shot to the body.
Winner takes a shot to the body in his stride.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Time throws a body punch but Winner moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Time looks to score with a jab to the body but Winner is just out of range.
Time misses with a body shot.
Time throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Time uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Winner.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Time ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Winner moves away.
Time throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A looping hook to the body misses from Time. Winner does a little dance to reset his feet.
Time misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Winner.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Time throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Time keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Winner throws a sloppy body shot
and Time counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Winner uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Time.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Winner throws a body punch but Time moves out of range.
Winner really is a fat lump.
A looping hook to the body misses from Time. Winner does a little dance to reset his feet.
Winner misses with a body shot.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
A looping hook to the body misses from Winner. Time does a little dance to reset his feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

To Kill Time showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Winner's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

Time misses with a hook to the body
and Winner counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Time looks to score with a jab to the body but Winner is just out of range.
Winner misses with a body shot.
Winner is looking to wear down Time with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Time just misses with a punch to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Time misses the shot to the body.
Time throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Time just misses with a punch to the body.
Time misses the shot to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Winner throws a sloppy body shot
and Time counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Winner thinking.
Winner misses with a body shot
and Time counters with a lovely shot to the body.
To Kill Time seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Time comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Time throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Winner throws a body punch but Time moves out of range.
Time uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Winner.
Time fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Winner manages to avoid it.
Winner tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Time was well out of range. Poor timing from Winner.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Winner thows a body shot but no joy.
Time swings and misses with a hook to the body.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Time swings away with a body shot that misses
and Winner counters with a lovely shot to the body.

And that's the end of the fight!
To Kill Time comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Time has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Albert Achterberg scores the fight 27:30
Judge Paul Aken scores the fight 27:30
Judge Daniel Blasius scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... To Kill Time!
To Kill Time very nearly forgot to thank GameBred 160 amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.