PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Captain Crunch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Phil DeBlunt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Crunch's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Blow. DeBlunt has chosen Westside Connection - Bow Down as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Crunch
vs
DeBlunt

185 cm
29
263 lbs
8 - 4 - 0

195 cm
29
280 lbs
18 - 14 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Captain Crunch!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Phil DeBlunt!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Jack Bonds and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
DeBlunt defending well as Crunch loads up on a big left hand.
DeBlunt takes a swing at Crunch's ribcage but misses.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by DeBlunt!

It looks like Captain Crunch has been cut.

DeBlunt lands a big right hand that sends Crunch crashing to the mat! DeBlunt stays standing though and waves Crunch back to his feet!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A shot to the body from Crunch misses
and DeBlunt counters with a lovely shot to the body.
DeBlunt slips a straight right by Crunch.
DeBlunt avoids the body shot from Crunch.
DeBlunt lands a lovely overhand right.

Crunch is rocked!
Crunch is wiping some vaseline out of his eye. DeBlunt doesn't give a rats ass about fair play and cracks him with a massive hook to the side of the head! Crunch crumples to the floor out cold! The cornerman is going to be in Crunch's bad books for that mishap!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Phil DeBlunt!