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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Carter The Farter (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bill Kill (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). This should be a great matchup!
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138 lbs
6 - 4 - 0 |
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140 lbs
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Good takedowns
Counter striker
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BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Carter The Farter!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Bill Kill!
The judges for this bout are Anni Minnemäki, Tarja Halkonen and Arvi Lind.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Farter misses with a looping right.
Kill is looking to clinch but The Farter is avoiding it.
The Farter tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Kill was well out of range. Poor timing from The Farter.
Bill Kill seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The Farter tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Kill fails with an attempt to clinch.
Kill fails in his attempt to clinch.
A bone on bone clash there as Kill blocks the leg kick.
A head kick misses from The Farter.
Kill moves in looking to clinch but The Farter pushes him off.
The Farter slips a jab and a cross from Kill.
Kill is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
A punch combination from Kill misses.
Kill has closed the distance and engaged The Farter in a clinch.
Kill's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Kill misses with a two punch combination.
Kill tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. The Farter manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
The Farter closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Kill to the mat! Kill manages to get full guard.
The Farter really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
The Farter prevents Kill from getting back to his feet.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The Farter makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
The Farter with a flurry of punches that miss.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Kill had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. The Farter defends it easily.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as The Farter accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
The Farter thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Kill pushes The Farter off and gets back to his feet.
The Farter takes a swing at Kill's ribcage but misses.
Kill swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
The Farter tries to keep at a distance but Kill has taken the fight into the clinch.
Kill breaks the clinch.
The Farter keeps the fight on the outside.
Kill displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as The Farter throws out the jab.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kill wants to clinch up but The Farter keeps it at a distance.
The Farter slips a jab and a cross from Kill.
The Farter pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Kill throws a leg kick but The Farter checks it.
Kill fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Kill looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The Farter avoids a punch combination nicely.
Kill looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Kill tries to close the distance and clinch up but The Farter swats him away and circles back towards the center.
The Farter wants to slow Kill down by chopping away at his legs.
The fight stays on the outside here - Kill looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Kill tries to clinch up but The Farter circles away and keeps his distance.
The Farter keeps the fight on the outside.
Kill misses with a series of wild punches.
Kill is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kill wants to clinch.
Kill looks to land a combination but The Farter avoids it well.
The fight stays on the outside here - Kill looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Kill looks to land a combination but The Farter avoids it well.
Bill Kill is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
The Farter loads up on a big right hand but Kill slips the punch.
Kill rushes The Farter and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Kill lands a hook to the side of the head.
Kill is trying to break the clinch but The Farter has him pressed against the cage.
The Farter has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Kill avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Kill is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Kill's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kill tries to clinch there but The Farter circles away.
The Farter swings for the body but Kill moves out of range.
The Farter gets a double leg takedown into Kill's guard.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
The Farter working some strikes from top position.
The Farter works over Kill with some ground and pound from guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kill escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. The Farter gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
The Farter working some strikes from top position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The Farter is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
The Farter stands up over Kill, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
The Farter is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
The Farter working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
The Farter has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
The Farter lands a couple of decent looking shots.
The Farter makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
The Farter thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
The Farter makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Carter The Farter will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Kill swinging wildly here.
Kill misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Kill tries to clinch there but The Farter circles away.
A bone on bone clash there as The Farter blocks the leg kick.
Kill is looking to clinch.
Kill tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Kill gets caught napping as The Farter dives in and scores a takedown. Kill manages to retain guard.
Kill has momentary wrist control but The Farter slips an elbow through the middle.
The Farter is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
The Farter lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Kill is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Kill has his foot on The Farter's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. The Farter works his way back into a safe position though.
Carter The Farter overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Kill has momentary wrist control but The Farter slips an elbow through the middle.
The Farter scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The Farter postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
The Farter chips away with some ground and pound.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The Farter landing some decent shots from guard.
Kill throws a couple of shots from the bottom but they don't land.
Kill throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
The Farter lands a couple of decent looking shots.
The Farter postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
The Farter is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Kill is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. The Farter is aware though and is defending well.
Kill is breathing heavily.
The Farter postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
The Farter lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
The Farter is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Kill had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. The Farter defends it easily.
The Farter drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and The Farter jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The Farter pushes down on Kill's leg and manages to get into half guard.
The Farter lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Kill is trying to stand.
The Farter lands with a punch from half guard.
Kill gets back to full guard.
The Farter thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
The Farter lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
The Farter lands a couple of digs.
Kill wants to stand but The Farter is controlling the position.
The Farter with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Kill working a defensive guard here.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Farter scoring with some ground and pound.
The Farter scoring with some ground and pound.
The Farter is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
The Farter prevents Kill from getting back to his feet.
The Farter lands a couple of digs.
The Farter working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Kill's head.
Kill is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. The Farter is aware though and is defending well.
The Farter landing with the ground and pound.
The Farter cracks Kill with a solid left hand.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells The Farter's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
The Farter with a nice head shot there.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The Farter is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
The Farter works over Kill with some ground and pound from guard.
The Farter is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Kill had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. The Farter defends it easily.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Farter postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
The Farter postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Kill is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
The Farter working some strikes from top position.
The Farter lands a couple of decent looking shots.
The Farter is working Kill over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
The Farter looking to pass the guard.
The Farter with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
The Farter connects with a couple of short punches.
Kill is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
The Farter postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
The Farter with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Carter The Farter dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!
The fight stays on the outside here - Kill looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
The Farter will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Kill throws a lazy right hand but The Farter sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Kill tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but The Farter paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Kill wants to clinch up but The Farter keeps it at a distance.
Kill tries to clinch but The Farter moves out of range.
Kill is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Kill fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Kill fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with The Farter, pushing him back against the cage.
Kill stops a takedown attempt from The Farter.
Kill lands a nice uppercut.
Kill tries to pull guard but The Farter forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Kill tries to break the clinch but The Farter is controlling the position.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kill is looking to break free of the clinch but The Farter has double underhooks.
Kill is trying to push The Farter away but The Farter has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Kill pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
The Farter closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
The Farter lands with a punch from half guard.
The Farter lands strikes from half guard.
The Farter is working for a kimura but Kill is defending it quite comfortably.
Kill wants to improve his position but The Farter is controlling well.
Kill takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
The Farter winds up and cracks Kill with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
The Farter is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The Farter looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Carter The Farter is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kill is staying active underneath The Farter, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Kill looking for submissions off his back.
Kill is not content to let The Farter control the position.
Kill is trying to get back to full guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kill is looking to escape.
The Farter is looking to take a break and control but Kill is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
The Farter is really struggling to control Kill but he's trying to hold on to the position.
The ref stands the fighters back up because Carter The Farter just wasn't active enough.
Kill will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
The Farter looking to land some kicks to the body here.
A combination from Kill does no damage.
The Farter shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in full mount! That's better than The Farter was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Kill is trying to get back to his feet but can't.
The Farter trying to control but he's not successful this time.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kill is trying desperately to improve position.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
The Farter trying to control but Kill is having none of it.
Kill is working to get back to half guard.
Bill Kill has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
The Farter wants to control the pace but Kill is squirming around nicely.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Kill is trying to stand up.
And that's the end of the fight!
Carter The Farter showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for The Farter, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Anni Minnemäki scores the fight 30:27
Judge Tarja Halkonen scores the fight 29:28
Judge Arvi Lind scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Carter The Farter!
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energy
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hype
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FIGHT
RATING
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