PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Erik Lehnsherr (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kalle Uzi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lehnsherr comes to the cage accompanied by PURE EVIL!. Uzi is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Top dog feat. Chuck Norris. Erik Lehnsherr has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Lehnsherr
vs
Uzi

210 cm
27
278 lbs
10 - 9 - 1

203 cm
31
278 lbs
11 - 4 - 0

Decent wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

BJJ Purple Belt
World class MT
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 9 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Erik Lehnsherr!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Kalle Uzi!
The judges for this bout are Marco Blurström, Roosa Järviläinen and Anni Minnemäki.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Uzi keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Lehnsherr fails to land with a series of punches.
Lehnsherr tries to bum rush Uzi with a series of wild strikes but Uzi uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Uzi is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Lehnsherr.

It looks like Kalle Uzi has been cut.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Lehnsherr.
Lehnsherr misses with a combination
and Uzi counters with a stiff right hand.
Lehnsherr throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Uzi blocks a head kick by Lehnsherr.
Lehnsherr throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Uzi tries a head kick but it misses.
Lehnsherr throws the left hand but Uzi avoids the punch easily.
Uzi throws out a loose jab but Lehnsherr uses good head movement to avoid it.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Lehnsherr throws a left and a right that both miss
and Uzi counters with a head kick.
Lehnsherr tries a head kick but it misses.
Lehnsherr tries a low kick but Uzi avoids it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lehnsherr throws a low kick but Uzi moves out of range easily.
Lehnsherr misses with the combination.
Uzi throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Lehnsherr takes a swing at Uzi's ribcage but misses.
Lehnsherr throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Uzi counters with a thumping low kick.
Uzi slips a jab and a cross from Lehnsherr.
Lehnsherr will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Uzi tries to land a front kick but Lehnsherr steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Uzi on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Uzi uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Lehnsherr.
Lehnsherr is looking to land body kicks.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lehnsherr misses with a combination
and Uzi counters with a nice low kick that buckles Lehnsherr's knee momentarily.
Uzi scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Lehnsherr throws a right hand that Uzi ducks under and follows up with a left that Uzi also avoids with ease.
A head kick misses from Uzi.
Lehnsherr lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Uzi circles away quickly and effectively.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Lehnsherr.
Uzi fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Lehnsherr on the side of the head.
Erik Lehnsherr seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Lehnsherr blocks a head kick by Uzi.
Uzi fails to land with a series of punches.
Lehnsherr looks to score with a jab to the body but Uzi is just out of range.
Uzi fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Lehnsherr on the side of the head.
Lehnsherr misses with a head kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Uzi misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Lehnsherr is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Lehnsherr misses with a looping left.
Lehnsherr misses with a wild combination.
Lehnsherr tries a head kick but it misses.
A punch combination from Lehnsherr misses.
A head kick by Lehnsherr misses
and Lehnsherr takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Lehnsherr misses with a body punch
and Uzi counters with a big head kick but Lehnsherr shrugs it off.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Lehnsherr throws a series of punches but Uzi avoids them all with ease.
Uzi connects with a solid leg kick.
Uzi lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Lehnsherr is breathing heavily.
Uzi misses with a wild combination.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lehnsherr fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Uzi manages to avoid it.

Oooooh!!! Uzi has knocked Lehnsherr down with a huge combo! Uzi steps away and waves a wobbly Lehnsherr back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!
Uzi throws a combination that misses
and Lehnsherr counters with a nice body shot.
Uzi takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Lehnsherr takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Lehnsherr misses with a combination

and Uzi counters with a head kick that drops Lehnsherr to the mat! Lehnsherr scrambles across the canvas and gets back to his feet, still wobbly!
A low kick from Lehnsherr is predictable there
and Uzi counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Uzi slips a straight right by Lehnsherr.
Lehnsherr avoids the head kick by Uzi.
Uzi avoids the body shot from Lehnsherr.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kalle Uzi dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Kalle Uzi's cut.
That's time! Lehnsherr's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Lehnsherr takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Lehnsherr blocks a head kick by Uzi.
Jab, jab by Lehnsherr - just one landing.
Lehnsherr throws a lazy head kick
and Uzi counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Lehnsherr connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Lehnsherr throws a leg kick
and Lehnsherr takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Lehnsherr misses the shot to the body.
Lehnsherr throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.

Uzi lands a big head kick that sends Lehnsherr tumbling to the mat! Uzi takes a step backwards and waves Lehnsherr back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Lehnsherr is rocked!
Uzi avoids the head kick by Lehnsherr.
Oh Lehnsherr is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Lehnsherr misses with a series of wild punches.
Uzi tries a head kick but it misses.
Lehnsherr seems to have got his legs back now.
Uzi throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Uzi lands with an overhand left.
Decent striking displayed by Lehnsherr there.
Lehnsherr misses with a two punch combination.
Uzi blocks a jab.
Lehnsherr lands a nice shot that snaps Uzi's head back.
Lehnsherr throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Lehnsherr swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Uzi tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Lehnsherr tries to bum rush Uzi with a series of wild strikes but Uzi uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Uzi throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Uzi throws a head kick that half lands.
Lehnsherr misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lehnsherr misses with a wild combination.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Lehnsherr misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Lehnsherr throws a series of punches but Uzi avoids them all with ease.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Lehnsherr!
Uzi throws a nice head kick!
Uzi uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Lehnsherr.
Uzi moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Lehnsherr throws a series of punches but Uzi avoids them all with ease.
Uzi connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Uzi lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Lehnsherr might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Danga de danga de dang - Uzi scores with a four punch combination!

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Uzi lands a big head kick that sends Lehnsherr tumbling to the mat! Uzi takes a step backwards and waves Lehnsherr back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Uzi tries a head kick but it misses.
Uzi lands a big head kick that sends Lehnsherr to the canvas! Uzi follows up with strikes from the mount that forces the ref to step in and stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:18 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kalle Uzi!
Our winner, Kalle Uzi, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.