PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mr Cannonball (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nose Goose (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cannonball comes to the cage accompanied by Johnny Cash - God`s Gonna Cut You Down. This should be a great matchup!

Cannonball
vs
Goose

165 cm
29
300 lbs
12 - 8 - 0

150 cm
27
300 lbs
6 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Very strong

Good wrestler
Brawler
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Mr Cannonball!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Nose Goose!
The judges for this bout are Valeri Chadov, Viktor Lagutenko and Vladimir Khabensky.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Goose fails with the takedown

and Cannonball counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Goose has momentary wrist control but Cannonball slips an elbow through the middle.
Goose is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Cannonball trying to control the position from guard on top but Goose is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Goose looking for a sweep. Not yet Goose, not yet.
Cannonball has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Goose is trying to keep Cannonball in close.
Cannonball postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Cannonball slips nicely into half guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Goose is in trouble now - Cannonball has advanced to mount!
Cannonball tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cannonball looking to finish Goose with some ground and pound. This is bad for Goose!
Goose is in all sorts of trouble here.
Cannonball lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
Goose looks gassed!
Whack. That's a big, big shot from Cannonball! Goose is out cold! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Mr Cannonball!
A very excited looking Mr Cannonball made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.