PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Oki Chin Chin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ray Slayer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chin Chin comes to the cage accompanied by Down With The Sickness. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Ray Slayer was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Chin Chin
vs
Slayer

200 cm
18
295 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

200 cm
22
290 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Good chin

BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Oki Chin Chin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Ray Slayer!
The judges for this bout are Yuuki Gou, Shirou Masuda and Tatsuya Matsuyama.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chin Chin misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Chin Chin closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.

Slayer takes the fight into the clinch.
Chin Chin is trying to break free.
Chin Chin gets underhooks to prevent Slayer's takedown attempt.
Slayer's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Chin Chin wants to break the clinch but can't.
Chin Chin wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Chin Chin is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Slayer lands a right hand that snaps the head of Chin Chin backwards.
Chin Chin drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Slayer gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Chin Chin is trying to break free.
Chin Chin wants to get back to striking at distance but Slayer won't allow it.
Slayer goes for a takedown attempt but Chin Chin pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.

Slayer drives through with a takedown into guard.
Slayer cracks Chin Chin with a solid left hand.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Slayer stops Chin Chin from standing up.
Slayer forces his way into half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Slayer passes to side control.
Slayer is pausing for a moment. What's he doing? It looks like he's clearing his nose. Oh dude! He's shot a load of snot all down Chin Chin's shoulder. That is not cool.
Chin Chin looking for a sweep but Slayer has passed into full mount! Oh no!
Chin Chin knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Slayer on the ground.
Slayer looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
Slayer lands a heavy elbow.

Chin Chin is rocked!
Slayer unloads with some vicious shots from mount and Chin Chin wants out - he looks towards the referee who steps in to save him! Slayer celebrates on the cage and the crowd goes wild!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ray Slayer!