PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Mike Lowrey (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tariq Kiss me where it smells (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kiss me where it smells has chosen Trae - asshole as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. This should be fireworks!

Lowrey
vs
Kiss me where it smells

185 cm
28
190 lbs
4 - 6 - 0

180 cm
26
195 lbs
11 - 12 - 0

Powerful takedowns
Basic striking
Very quick

BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Mike Lowrey!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Tariq Kiss me where it smells!
The judges for this bout are Emerson Jorge, Luis Engracia and Seu Braga.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jab by Kiss me where it smells.
Lowrey fails with the takedown
and Kiss me where it smells cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Lowrey misses with a takedown
and Kiss me where it smells counters with a left and a right that stings Lowrey.
Nice sprawl there from Kiss me where it smells as Lowrey shoots in.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Mike Lowrey. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Lowrey on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
No luck for Lowrey with that takedown attempt.
Lowrey with a lazy takedown attempt
and Kiss me where it smells counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Lowrey takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Lowrey takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Lowrey is breathing heavily.
Kiss me where it smells lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Lowrey backs up against the cage.

Lowrey is rocked!

Kiss me where it smells pushes Lowrey up against the cage in a clinch.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Kiss me where it smells creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Oh Lowrey is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!

Kiss me where it smells pulls guard effortlessly.
Lowrey seems to have got his legs back now.

Lowrey postures up as if he's going to throw some strikes but drops back for an ankle! Kiss me where it smells is in big trouble! He looks ready to tap! But no, he's escaped and dives on top of Lowrey, into his guard.
Kiss me where it smells slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kiss me where it smells trying to control the position from guard on top but Lowrey is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Kiss me where it smells throws a big right hand that misses.
Kiss me where it smells works over Lowrey with some ground and pound from guard.
Kiss me where it smells throwing strikes but missing.
Lowrey keeping moving, preventing Kiss me where it smells from controlling successfully.
Kiss me where it smells loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kiss me where it smells throws a big elbow that misses.
Kiss me where it smells stays in close to Lowrey's body and controls the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by Tariq Kiss me where it smells.
Kiss me where it smells connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Lowrey momentarily.
Lowrey shoots and misses
and Kiss me where it smells counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Kiss me where it smells lands a two punch combo.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kiss me where it smells scores with a nice strike.
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for Lowrey. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.
Kiss me where it smells displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Lowrey.
Lowrey tries for a takedown but Kiss me where it smells circles away easily
and Kiss me where it smells makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kiss me where it smells lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Kiss me where it smells connects with a jab, followed by a picture perfect straight right that sends Lowrey to the canvas, out cold! What a finish by Kiss me where it smells!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:12 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Tariq Kiss me where it smells!